Duke is real, and he'
s real-ly gonna break you vertebral column if you write his name without the uppercase, and he'
s also called The Duke. Duke is also peace, and Duke is also love, but he ain'
t Shrek, but Duke can also be war, sometime. Duke is not a "love" position, neither a peaceful one , but Duke has to be respected, '
cuz he'
s also the king of Torn City.
Example:
Potato
guy:
Hey! I just looted a fedora on duke!
Me: YOU POOR FOOL, IMBECILE THAT YOU ARE FOR WRITING DUKE ONLY IN LOWERCASES, DIDN'
T YOU SEE YOUR ERROR?!
Potato man:
Bu- But..But how? How can I know how I write it?
Me: LIKE THIS: "DUKE", ISN'
T IT OBVIOUS ENOUGH?!? YOU SHALL BE PUNISHED FOR NOT RESPECTING THE METTLE OF THE GREAT DUKE!! >:(
Brown/Beige vegetable developed male human: But it's all uppercases!! How can I see "duke" through this tarnation of a text?!
Mii: WRONG NAME!! BE HAPPY, YOU'RE THE 1836TH TO SEE THE DEPTHS OF YOUR OWN ASS