Darfur Diet

Going on a hunger strike under the false pretense of protesting genocide in Darfur, or more generally under the false pretense of protesting any politically incorrect issue.

Mia Farrow felt a bit overweight, so she's going to Darfur Diet for 21 days instead of working out.

by ontheedge April 22, 2009

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Freeze-dried Bullshit

Bullshit to the nth degree.

Did you hear Bill caught his girl creepin' with Doug?

Yeah, that's some freeze-dried bullshit there.

by Jilly Beane June 28, 2011

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Based off of the eating habits of the character known as L from the show Death Note the L diet is when one eats almost exclusively candy and pastries. People on the L diet may or may not eat straight sugar, tea, coffee, or normal food with a high carbohydrate content. This diet is popular among toddlers and bachelors.

Wanna have some salad?

No thanks, I'm on the L diet.

by Sparky the Omniscient March 26, 2016

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Breakup Diet

When you lose a significant amount of weight after only drinking your tears at the loss of a relationship.

Girl 1: have you seen Josh lately?
Girl 2: yeah he's lost a lot of weight.
Girl 1: that's the breakup diet for ya...

by Pho_girlz August 2, 2016

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Dunham Diet

A simple and cost-effective way to diet and lose weight . No need for exercise. Simply looking at a picture of Lena Dunham will reduce your appetite by inducing nausea and vomiting. Works for the average person, anorexics and bulimics.

I've lost 10 pounds in the last 2 weeks by following the Dunham Diet. It works. I had no idea that just looking at pictures of a doughy appetite suppressant can help me lose weight!

by sciflyer.25 February 24, 2018

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