douchetard

someone that is a douche bag and a retard at the same time.

"kai is a HUGE douchetard" says Kevin "Hell yeah" says jenkins.

by Da one piece boss February 23, 2021

doucheass

someone who is both a douche and an ass

Jerry: "yesterday at work, this guy pretended to sign in at the kiosk and then lied about doing it"
Bob: "wow, what a doucheass"

by imnotuncletom June 24, 2022

doucheasauras Rex

Someone who’s been a douche for so long in their life it seems as though it would stretch back to prehistoric times

Jim:Wow Chad has really been a douche all his life.
Bill: how old is he ?
Jim:32
Bill: wow what a doucheasauras Rex

by jingy jackson September 23, 2023

Douchetator

The kind of Douche Canoe that supports a Dictator, and often influences said leader further down a dark and dirty path.

Stephen Weak-Arms Miller is the exact kind of Douchetator that T-Rump needs to succeed in ruining everything that was once great about America.

by Emit Rekcus October 9, 2025