Monster Dook

A massive pile of phecies intentionally created in a public toilet by six or more individuals by using the toilet in succession of one another.

"That was the best monster dook we've ever made, it rose from the water like a muddy mountain."

by psychobiological April 18, 2010

carbo-dook

A carbo-dook is a contraction of 'carbonated dookie'. This can be seen when one takes a massive dump and for some reason said dookie has small bubbles coming off of it in the water.

Scientists have pondered as to why this happens for centuries. Some scientists suggest it is because of an excess of carbonated beverages in one's diet, whereas other scientists say those scientists are totally gay.

Bob:Yeah so Bill's mom was being a total shig to me the other day?
Tom:junx! What did you do, dude?
Bob:Well I left her a carbo-dook in her washing machine and then I broke!
Tom:SHEIIIIIIIIT

by Skeeter McDougal September 22, 2005

Double Dook

A friendly embrace in wich two lovers positions themselves where one shits in the tank and other cowgirl style on back bowl

Eric and Branden took a Double Dook earlier!

by DukeEfan June 5, 2018

Coof Dook

The crap you take when you have Covid. Usually comes out of nowhere with little to no warning

Justin- Boot dude!! You have the Coof!

Darren-Odly enough I'm constipated so I'm trying to figure that out LOL haven't experienced one of those coof Dooks like you were talking about H

by Jdawg1113 January 16, 2022

spicy dook

Similar to a dook or screaming yeti, but often occurs after thai, indonisan, schezwan, or malaysian food.

I'm gonna go take a spicy dook. Where's the hustlers?

by niceguymike August 20, 2006

devil dook cuke

male inserts a cucumber (cuke, as commonly refered) into his asshole. female (or another male) gets on their knees and faces the male's asshole. the kneeling individual proceeds to give the standing male a reach around while simultaneously eating the cucumber as it is slowly being pushed out of the standing male's rectum. once the cucumber has been eaten, the standing individual will then shit in the kneeling individual's mouth, thus administering the "devil's food" portion

last night, sandy wanted to try something kinky, but was hungry. so i gave her a round of the devil dook cuke

by willeoh August 11, 2011

arch dook

A turd that ends up in the shape of the Mickey D's golden arch. Often caused by not going to the bathroom on a regular basis.

Oh man, I was constipated for a week. When I finally was able to go, I made an arch dook.

by jordook November 15, 2009