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Donkey Konging 

Also known as "DKing," the act of taking a banana peel (or as many as necessary) and shoving your penis inside of the empty peel and jacking off into it.
Sydney told Dakota to start Donkey Konging once he said he was lonely.
Donkey Konging by uglyinpink August 16, 2014

Donkey Konging 

To hit a woman on tip of her head to leave no visible bruises. Done usually by using the bottom of your fist.
I was donkey konging my hoe last night
Donkey Konging by EggBlunt September 6, 2022

Donkey Konged

The term “getting Donkey Konged” means letting a large animal fuck you up the ass until a massive cum shot, that most of the time kills the person.
yo dude, did you hear about the guy who got DONKEY KONGED on the news?

Donkey Konged

The term “getting Donkey Konged” means letting a larger animal fuck you up the ass until it has a massive cum shot, that most of the time kills the person.
yo dude, did you hear about the guy who got DONKEY KONGED by horse on the news?

Donkey Konged

The term “getting Donkey Konged” means to let a larger animal fuck you up the ass until it has a massive cum shot, that most of the time kills the person.
Yo dude did hear about the guy who got DONKEY KONGED on the news?

Post-DonkeyKong 

To be born subsequent to the dark ages of "Pre-Pong" and to be in touch with the new generation.
Jen was clearly not Post-DonkeyKong as she had no idea how to relate to the juniors at her work.

Of course I like MarioKart, I am Post-DonkeyKong.
Post-DonkeyKong by Danvk September 21, 2011