dry dock

Turn the toilet off at the wall, then flushing all the water out of the systern. Then stick an entire industrial role of toilet paper into the dry poo-hole. Then take the biggest stinkiest poo you've ever done in your life, preferably riding the horse backwards and leave the poo just sitting there on the porcelain.
The next person to walk into the toilet is in for quite a shock, and then eventually when they do switch the water back on they're in clog town. Water floats to the top of the bowl, goes everywhere and the poo should float out to freedom.

They charged bill $18 for two beers at the bar. He got his money's worth by dry docking the toilet.

by Matt Regsmith April 30, 2003

Sock Dock

The act of inserting a pink sock into another pink sock.

Clay Aiken and Lance Base had to go to the hospital to undo their sock dock.

by J-Baller January 20, 2009

Dry-dock

The act of anal sex performed without lube. Usually used in reference to someone who has been beaten badly at something or made to look stupid.

Jeff just got sniped 5 times in a row. That guy is getting seriously dry-docked.

by Deth3327 July 13, 2012

Space Dock Fondue

A variation on the classic "Space Dock", generally reserved for party situations. Here, one female is chosen to serve as the "fondue pot." One male, who has taken a gentle laxative, shits watery diarrhea into the woman's vagina, thus filling the "space dock fondue pot." Next, each man at the party takes turn in dipping his hard pole into the fondue pot, coverinig it with shit. Finally, each man's partner licks the feces off his shit-encrusted cock, as if it were a chocolate covered banana.

Guy 1: Hey guys, this party is boring, want to play some Jenga??

Guy 2: Hell no, that game sucks. I have to take a big, liquid shit. How about I fill up Suzi's cunt with my ass juice and we have a space dock fondue party?

Guy 1: Now why in hell didn't I think of that?? You're right, Jenga does suck.

by Plank "Vic Vapors" Hungwell September 18, 2008

Rocket Dock

Vagina

Hey girl let me land in your Rocket Dock

by Dirty Dirk Diggle June 29, 2009

wet dock

After rowing, crew teams occasionally can't dock their boats for one of various reasons: other boats already using the dock, a strong current preventing adequate steering, or inexperience of the coxswain. When this occurs, rowers have to climb out of the boat in (often ice-cold) knee-deep water to carry the boat onto the shore.

Today the current was so strong it carried us right past the dock, and rowing it back out for a better angle would have taken too long, so we had to wet dock.

by greendeviant April 30, 2009

Pink Sock Dock

When two bros with pink socks, eg prolapsed rectums, scissor and dock their pink socks.

I can't believe Johnny and Michael actually dick the Pink Sock Dock

by CDM84 April 14, 2021