Risky Dock 

To dock one’s penis into another man’s foreskin riskily.

Some people are so drawn to this act that they create groups to worship it.

“Oh look! Jack and Tom are in the process of a risky dock at the back of the school assembly.”

Risky Dock by SlitherinCider May 12, 2020

fish on a dock 

A flip-flopper. Someone who repeatedly reverses their opinion about something.

What?! Jon told me that he *didn't* want us to fire Clark. And then he told you to fire him?! What a fish on a dock.

fish on a dock by redsquirrel53 July 25, 2015

Fuckery duckery dock 

It’s a play on the nursery rhyme hickory dickery dock

“Ohhh fuckery duckery dock, I didn't do the homework”

Fuckery duckery dock by Macynotfound August 15, 2021

dry dock

Turn the toilet off at the wall, then flushing all the water out of the systern. Then stick an entire industrial role of toilet paper into the dry poo-hole. Then take the biggest stinkiest poo you've ever done in your life, preferably riding the horse backwards and leave the poo just sitting there on the porcelain.
The next person to walk into the toilet is in for quite a shock, and then eventually when they do switch the water back on they're in clog town. Water floats to the top of the bowl, goes everywhere and the poo should float out to freedom.

They charged bill $18 for two beers at the bar. He got his money's worth by dry docking the toilet.

dry dock by Matt Regsmith April 30, 2003

Sock Dock 

The act of inserting a pink sock into another pink sock.

Clay Aiken and Lance Base had to go to the hospital to undo their sock dock.

Sock Dock by J-Baller January 20, 2009

Dry-dock 

The act of anal sex performed without lube. Usually used in reference to someone who has been beaten badly at something or made to look stupid.

Jeff just got sniped 5 times in a row. That guy is getting seriously dry-docked.

Dry-dock by Deth3327 July 13, 2012

Space Dock Fondue 

A variation on the classic "Space Dock", generally reserved for party situations. Here, one female is chosen to serve as the "fondue pot." One male, who has taken a gentle laxative, shits watery diarrhea into the woman's vagina, thus filling the "space dock fondue pot." Next, each man at the party takes turn in dipping his hard pole into the fondue pot, coverinig it with shit. Finally, each man's partner licks the feces off his shit-encrusted cock, as if it were a chocolate covered banana.

Guy 1: Hey guys, this party is boring, want to play some Jenga??

Guy 2: Hell no, that game sucks. I have to take a big, liquid shit. How about I fill up Suzi's cunt with my ass juice and we have a space dock fondue party?

Guy 1: Now why in hell didn't I think of that?? You're right, Jenga does suck.

Space Dock Fondue by Plank "Vic Vapors" Hungwell September 18, 2008