Free ham.
From the stereotype that a Jew can't resist a bargain, and the Levitical prohibition of eating pork.
From the stereotype that a Jew can't resist a bargain, and the Levitical prohibition of eating pork.
Father Murphy offered Rabii Bender a ham sandwich. "Oj gevalt!" moaned the good Rabii, "such a Jewish dilemma!"
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1. Shit your pants in public
2. Rapidly head for non-socially acceptable (or sometimes non-hygienic) locations to do what you need to do and avoid choice # 1. above
1. Shit your pants in public
2. Rapidly head for non-socially acceptable (or sometimes non-hygienic) locations to do what you need to do and avoid choice # 1. above
Joe knew that he had 10 seconds to avoid choice #1. in the Diarrhea dilemma so ran into the nearest bushes not caring who heard or saw...
100 members of the public: "OMG what is that guy doing...."
100 members of the public: "OMG what is that guy doing...."
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Phone Owner: Aww man, stupid prank dialer!
Phone Owner: Aww man, stupid prank dialer!
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Get the prank dialer mug.A girl with a lot of potential in everything she does. Very beautiful and has a big heart for her friends. Has love problems because she tends to go back to old boyfriends that she liked that didn't work out when she knows she has a close friend that she talks to very frequently that she can take interest in.
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-"Hey I got a new bong, lets get stoned!"
-"Hell yeah! I got a new lighter!"
-"I don't have any weed..."
-"Neither do I..."
-(together) "well fuck!!"
potheads dilemma
-"Hell yeah! I got a new lighter!"
-"I don't have any weed..."
-"Neither do I..."
-(together) "well fuck!!"
potheads dilemma
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Get the potheads dilemma mug.A student asks his English teacher if he can give him a definiton of a dilemma
The teacher tells him; Imagine you’re on a bed and one one side is a naked super hot chick and on the other side is a naked gay dude, who’s side are u turning to?
The teacher tells him; Imagine you’re on a bed and one one side is a naked super hot chick and on the other side is a naked gay dude, who’s side are u turning to?
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Get the Dilemma mug.1. When something is perfect.
2. A substitute for cool.
3. Can be used in reference to an athlete performing well (usually basketball or baseball).
2. A substitute for cool.
3. Can be used in reference to an athlete performing well (usually basketball or baseball).
1. You seen the lower body on that girl? That thing is dialed in.
2. You gotta get up to that party, it's gonna be dialed in.
3. Eric Gordon is dialed in right now.
2. You gotta get up to that party, it's gonna be dialed in.
3. Eric Gordon is dialed in right now.
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