A psychiatric Illness in which people have a sexual attraction to firewood, logs, 2 by 4’a and trees. A system of Woodsman disorder is the tendency of a individual to masturbate on wood piles or insert peices of wood in their anus or vaginal cavity.
“We knew something was wrong when Dirk started masturbating on the wood pile, shoving sticks in his ass and getting naked and dry humping trees. The doctor said he had “Woodsman Disorder.”
by Nerdboy1982! January 07, 2020
by Hiinb·)6 October 08, 2019
Aryan: "I can't help it, I am in love with this girl. I need to ask her out but I just can't. No girl can ever love me ever again. I am a fat fuck who will die alone with his body rotting for 2 weeks until the neighbours complain about a bad stench coming from downstairs. I am a fucking loser and can never achieve anything in life."
Abdur: "Dude it looks like you have The Aryan Disorder. You literally hate yourself"
Abdur: "Dude it looks like you have The Aryan Disorder. You literally hate yourself"
by arcystarcy August 07, 2021
by Anarwal7765 April 09, 2015
Disorder characterized by having a small penis.
Hypo = below normal
Penile = medical term referring to the penis
Disorder = abnormality of function
Hypo = below normal
Penile = medical term referring to the penis
Disorder = abnormality of function
"I thought Mike and Janae really hit it off after they met at that party?"
"Ya, everything was going well until they started to hook up and she realized that he has hypopenile disorder!"
"Poor guy..."
"Ya, everything was going well until they started to hook up and she realized that he has hypopenile disorder!"
"Poor guy..."
by Bobby Burncoat October 12, 2012
The condition many people are born with that makes their life a never ending vortex of pain and suffering so pretty much hell
by Isadaoverworkedbean March 11, 2020
A play on the phrase as old as time “Friends With Benefits” except if the person is the exact opposite, I mean like, Polar Opposites.
by ClownJuice March 22, 2022