The condition many people are born with that makes their life a never ending vortex of pain and suffering so pretty much hell
by Isadaoverworkedbean March 11, 2020
A play on the phrase as old as time “Friends With Benefits” except if the person is the exact opposite, I mean like, Polar Opposites.
by ClownJuice March 22, 2022
by BlookBoy October 09, 2020
Disorder characterized by having a small penis.
Hypo = below normal
Penile = medical term referring to the penis
Disorder = abnormality of function
Hypo = below normal
Penile = medical term referring to the penis
Disorder = abnormality of function
"I thought Mike and Janae really hit it off after they met at that party?"
"Ya, everything was going well until they started to hook up and she realized that he has hypopenile disorder!"
"Poor guy..."
"Ya, everything was going well until they started to hook up and she realized that he has hypopenile disorder!"
"Poor guy..."
by Bobby Burncoat October 12, 2012
A highly fatal disease that may cause one to find themselves licking sledgehammers and/or nakedly riding on wrecking balls. Those who suffer may also sing lyrics from songs popularized by the artist Miley Cyrus.
Bob was singing about clawing and chaining his heart in vain, perhaps he suffers from Cyrus Disorder?
by Zenguin April 24, 2016
by Hiinb·)6 October 08, 2019
A psychiatric Illness in which people have a sexual attraction to firewood, logs, 2 by 4’a and trees. A system of Woodsman disorder is the tendency of a individual to masturbate on wood piles or insert peices of wood in their anus or vaginal cavity.
“We knew something was wrong when Dirk started masturbating on the wood pile, shoving sticks in his ass and getting naked and dry humping trees. The doctor said he had “Woodsman Disorder.”
by Nerdboy1982! January 07, 2020