five finger discount

The punishment for thievery in certain middle eastern countries possibly includes cutting off all five fingers from the hand that stole the goods. Hence, your discounted price of $0 includes five of your fingers, or a "five finger discount".
by diesel weasel May 16, 2013
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Four-Finger Discount

The term for an animated character shoplifting as they only have 4 fingers on each hand
Bart Simpson: Are you guys shoplifting?
Jimbo Jones: Four-finger discount dude
Nelson Muntz: Shoplifting is a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark!
by TornadoGordo September 1, 2017
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Nice Guy Discount

The practice of brightening a cashiers day by asking for the nice guy discount at check out.
Does this cucumber come with the nice guy discount?
by Zonne October 19, 2021
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five finger discount

"check it out dude, i got 17 cadburys creme eggs on five finger discount!"
by D-Bizz January 10, 2007
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Six Finger Discount

Invented by the almighty Squirrel, a Six Finger Discount is one in which someone, while in the act of a Five Finger Discount, either flips the middle finger at a store emploree while leaving. A less offensive Six Finger Discount would be giving them a Thumbs Up instead!
(Offensive)
I six finger discounted some gum at the 7-11 last night, man the owner looked pissed when he saw my sixth finger make a guest appearence!

(Less-Offensive)

I six finger discounted some gum at the 7-11 last night, the owner told me to come back again soon when i showed him the thumbz up!
by Squirrelish87 July 26, 2008
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Discount Double Text

When you text some one twice before you receive a response to the first text.
"Dan you Discount Double texted Joe Johnson last night"
by Poe@113 September 5, 2012
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Discount Double Check

To Perform Aaron Rodgers's touchdown move while saying discount double check. Derives from the State Farm add that uses Aaron Rodgers Move.
Packers Fan: Hey you

Bears Fan: What?

Packers Fan: DISCOUNT DOUBLE CHECK!

Bears Fan: F**ker
by Mr VGA January 8, 2012
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