Dirt Dragon

The dry, scale like skin a man acquires on his penis from chaffing due to anal sex without lube.

Man, I got the Dirt Dragon from that girl last night, I should have used lube

by AkaMV February 2, 2013

Dirt Dragger

A male sex organ (penis) so long that hypothetically, while walking outside it would drag in the dirt.

Person 1-"hey man wanna go to the beach with the gang today?"
Person 2- "Unless its a nude beach I cant"
Person 1- "Whys that?"
Person 2- "Because I have a dirt dragger"
Person 1- "What's that mean?"
Person 2- "It means that my dick is so huge that it hangs out of my shorts and drags on the ground"

by Tony Potatoes February 19, 2009

Dirt Mule

A morbidly obese, 60+ year old male that is hairy, has homosexual tendencies and lounges around all day watching pay per view porn and trolling Internet for sex chats. Usually wanks himself 4-6 times per day before passing out from excessive alcohol intake.

Dude what's with your neighbor?

Oh brohhhhh that guys a dirt mule. Never shake his hand.

by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2016

dirt farm

A piece of property that is not being used in an economically expedient manner. Alternatively, a piece of property which has no economic value whatsoever.

"Jimmy Bob's land is basically a dirt farm. It could be put to better use as a shopping mall."

by Dirt Farmer April 20, 2008

Dirt Dragon

The act of mashing ones flaccid penis into a females butt-hole until said penis slithers in like a dragon.

I couldn't get hard last night so I had to give her the ol' Dirt Dragon.

by Mr. Shame February 2, 2013

Dirt Rocket

A particularly impressive bowel movement.

Come check out this epic Dirt Rocket that I just droppped!

by barfy December 9, 2008

Dirt Mcgirt

One of the many nicknames of O.D.B From Wu-Tang Clan AkA
*Ason Unique
* The Bebop Specialist
* Big Baby Jesus
* BZA
* Cyrus
* Dirt Dog
* Dirt McGirt
* Dirty
* Barney Kool Breeze
* The Father
* Freeloading Rusty
* Joe Bananas
* Michael (Can't get off) Phipps
* ODB
* Ol' Dirt Schultz
* Ol' Dirty Chinese Restaurant
* Ol' Dirty Block (Gravel Pit Music Video)
* Osirus
* Prince Delight
* The Professor
* Rain Man
* Da King

Yo man,Ol' Dirty aka Dirt Mcgirt Ripped up that new track

by Eazy6691 May 18, 2007