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dimblecunt

slur; A derogatory remark towards a person (usually a n00b) generally used when no other word seems to completely describe the objective's sheer ignorance of a subject.
It is thought to have originated in IRC, specifically being used by the user named "LoNeR".
<n00b> I have been trying to find warez to download. Can anybody help me out?
<LoNeR> No, DIMBLECUNT! Why don't you try contacting somebody at www.cia.gov and aske them.
by Ron Jeremy January 7, 2005
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Albus Dumbledore

Full name: Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore

Fatherly figure and invaluable helper for Harry Potter in the Harry Potter series. Usually the one to give Harry the courage/resources he needs to accomplish whatever obstacles are put before him. Killed by Severus Snape in the sixth novel, but his death is questionable for several reasons:

1. He went FLYING off of the roof when hit by the curse. Everyone else simply dropped to the ground, dead before they even hit it.
2. What happened to his wand? In the song sung by a drunken Hagrid and Slughorn, it says, "They laid him to rest with his hat inside out and his wand snapped in two, which was sad." But there was no mention whatsoever of his wand after it rolled to the corner of the roof. Maybe he still needs it?
3. A phoenix. Why a phoenix? Why not an owl, the customary symbol of wisdom which is the very quintessence of our definition of Dumbledore? I believe that, like the phoenix with which he is so closely associated, Dumbledore will rise from the ashes...in one form or another.
Albus Dumbledore can't be dead, Harry still needs him.
by Qwertyuiopasdfghjkl November 5, 2005
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Laptop dimples

Indentations left on the legs, usually just above the knees, after an extensive laptop computing session.
I spent so much time working on my thesis I had laptop dimples for an hour.
by EddieM August 23, 2008
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dimpleicious

adj. deliciously covered with perfectly delightful dimples.
Not only has she been to the freckle wagon, she has dimpleicious cheeks.
by gnostic1 July 26, 2011
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back dimples

They do not mean u are fat! Or anorexic! I have them and i'm very healthy. i think they're hott.
by WRCherry08 September 22, 2005
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Kendra Dumbledore

The awesome and kick ass mother of Albus Dumbledore!
AKA Headmaster of Hogwarts until (SPOILER) he dies.
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Also used to define the word awesome.
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"Yo have you read da 7th book?"
"Yessss but I was too busy drooling over Kendra Dumbledore's awesome-ness!!!"

"HEY WHAT WAS THAT!?"
"IDK BUT IT WAS ALMOST KENDRA DUMBLEDORE worthy of AWESOME!"

"HEY YOUR KENDRA DUMBLEDORE!"
"Thanks KAYLERZ & GRACEY & CARLYYZ!"
by Kendra Dumbledore May 24, 2009
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tongue dimples

Tongue dimples if your a freak then you will most likely have tongue dimples
I’m a freak bc I have tongue dimples
by Jaylynn November 4, 2018
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