period of digestion

The markets are tanking in fear of interest rates, AI, and the election year ahead. They are digesting the bad data, the Fed's mixed messages, and the coming interest rate hike.

Investors are trying waking up to this period of digestion and looking for new places to safely store their money while the markets go bonkers in 23 - 24.

by jmacofearth September 22, 2023

Whats your digits

Slang for “whats your number”; basically the guys that want to look cool and not look like a simp will say this to avoid asking directly for your number.

“Aye yo, Can I get yo digits”
“Whats your digits”
“Put your digits in my phone”

by Lil Lara September 22, 2023

Smokers Digest

The huge stand of cigarettes and/or cigars behind the counter at gas stations which is like the big stand of magazines, except for smokers.

Bob: (in gas station) hey man check out the readers digest

Jim: (goes up to counter) check out the smokers digest!

by Somz February 2, 2010

Digress

When the fluid levels inside your penis change all of a sudden. The act of cumming quickly and excessively.

My girlfiend jerked me off so bad that I digressed all over her face.

by ozzy4_ever October 12, 2011

Tucson Digestive Abortion

Throat fuck a pregnant girl until she vomits all over your dick. Then proceed to use it as lube and get it all up in that uterus. Also known as TDA.

We forgot to use a condom last night and so we had to pull a Tucson Digestive Abortion.

by squanto6969 April 7, 2009

Digestive Muffin

The remains of smeg left in a female's vagina after sex and after not washing the penis

Julia, I met this guy last night and he gave me a digestive muffin! Never again.

by Bompfedcreator June 16, 2016

digest version

An abridged or compressed, concise version of something originally longer.

I decided to watch the digest version of an anime because I didn't have enough time to watch the regular version.

by BIggles11111111111111111111111 June 24, 2017