Urban Dicks

One who uses Urban Dictionary to rant about there ideals.

One who has to project their ideas on to everybody in any way possible.

Don't look up any political figures on Urban Dictionary, or you'll just get definitions by Urban Dicks.

by Mcwilliams;) February 7, 2010

let's not start sucking each other's dicks yet

Don't jump to conclusions, or let's not start celebrating yet. Cautious and borderline pessimistic optimism.
Similar: don't count your chickens before they hatch
Variant: "Let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet."

"I just got a letter that said I won a sweepstakes, but let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet."
"I just bought PAX tickets on eBay, but the seller had a picture of himself with a neckbeard, so let's not start sucking each other's dicks yet."

by Sqrxz July 6, 2015

Urban Dicks

People who invent new words and definitions for those words, for the sole purpose of posting them to Urban Dictionary.

The majority of the words on Urban Dictionary are the products of "Urban Dicks".

by cheezwiz123 May 2, 2011

chicks before dicks

The female version of Bros before Hoes. Used by women as meaning all female friends come before sex/hookups/bfs.

No i'm going to hang with my girls today. Chicks before Dicks anytime.

by Amelia Dutch April 26, 2006

Eat a bowl of dicks

Eat a bowl of dicks....phrase means...put a pile of random penises in your mouth.... Bitch.

Variation...eat a whole bowl of dicks......Please place a whole pile penises in your word hole, by means of a bowl.

Used in a sentence

Hey asshole......eat a bowl of dicks.

Mikey was an insulant prick last night and I told him to eat a whole bowl of dicks.

by Wolf balls. September 18, 2012

climb a wall of dicks

to manually ascend a vertical surface composed of penises; used colloquially to express anger, frustration, or disgruntlement towards a peer

"I got so pissed off at him that I told him to climb a wall of dicks."

by julran13 November 1, 2013

More dicks than dinners

A phrase to describe someone who has had sex with a lot of men

PERSON 1: Did you hear Alex brought another boy back last night?!

PERSON 2: I swear to god that girl has had more dicks than dinners

by IceyT November 29, 2018