Diablo 3

One of the most anticipated video games of all time, that will now forever go down in history as one of the most disappointing video games of all time. It is said that for $60, you can get the same level of entertainment by lighting the money on fire and watching it burn. Diablo 3's lead designer at the time, Jay Wilson, was mostly blamed for ruining what many believed was once the greatest video game franchise of all time. The game was released for the computer May 2012 by Blizzard entertainment. but it feels like it was developed by Nimblebit and designed to be played with an iPad (just kidding, Nimblebit's games are better than D3). The Skill and Gear system could be managed by a 6 year old, and the game could be beat with a credit card. The most mind boggling concept for many fans to grasp is, why a game like Torchlight 2, which frequently goes on sale for $5, is better than Diablo 3, a $60 video game, in almost every single category? Why Path Of Exile, a free to play game that's still in BETA, has more to offer and promises a more rewarding experience? The difference between games like these and Diablo 3 is, the developers listen to their fans. diablo 3 was announced to be released on consoles. That's where Blizzard made their biggest mistake. They risked failing their 15+ year old fan base, which they did, In an effort to make newer fans. Simpler fans, that are easier to develop for, like console gamers. And that's what you get when you buy Diablo 3. A console game.

Person 1: Should we give diablo 3 another try?
person 2: no.

by vnvxvnv September 1, 2013

Diablo III

Who needs GCSE'S anyway?

Interviewer: So what qualifications do you have?

Me: Does killing the Skeleton king in Diablo III count as one of your human 'qualifications'?

by Archibold9 October 26, 2012

Diablo

One of Lamborghini's top exotics

that yellow thing sitting in my garage

by Anonymous March 21, 2003

Diablos

A large, sand based Wyvern, or Dragon like creature from the game monster hunter. Has two enormous horns, and burrows underground to strike from below. when in a rage it is nearly unstopable.

"Runaway Diablos

My Band of travellers has been attacked by a Sand wyvern from under the ground! Slay it for us please......"

by Grieva-SeeD January 6, 2008

Diablo 2 Lord of destruction

A very addicting game that should never have existed.
many people have succumbed to the secret infared and gamma rays the government pumps outta your computer screen to keep you wasting your life away and letting the mexicans take our jobs.
if you own this game you should b shot or save your self and say fuck you game and stomp on the disk and burn the remains and toss it in the deepest pit you can find.
Play diablo 2 lord of destruction if u wanna waste your life and nver get laid.

Random: dude wanna go play sum diablo 2 Lord of destruction?
Renkotsu: *pulls out a shotgun*
Random: what u gunna do with that?
Renkotsu: saving your life *Cocks the shotgun*
Random: ill just go play sum d2
Renkotsu: *pulls trigger*
Random: HEY!!!!! my d2 disk!
Renkotsu: My work here is done

by Renkotsu April 13, 2008

dialog

It's a combination of diarrhea and a real solid poop diarrhea + log. Usually occurs when the diarrhea causing agent is a minor part of the meal.

I had some dialog because of the spicy sushi I ate for dinner.

by D Monster November 2, 2008

dialogueless

No dialouge

this comic book is Dialogueless

by ROBBO275 April 28, 2015