Derek

Derek is a good friend but can be an ASS HOLE. He thinks hes big shit and has a big cock, but in reality its like a tic tac.

"Are you a Derek?"

"Yes, i have a small cock!"

by Tillllertt February 28, 2020

Derek

Part gym goer but not to workout. Derek is someone who goes to the gym to hit on females. Derek's goal is to add to his sexual partner list... The more the merrier. Derek has multiple STDs.

Are you pulling a Derek again?

by Enzo0505 January 23, 2015

Derek

Gay ass homo who is fat and sucks off a man

That Derek just ate all the food

by Is HD doing June 18, 2018

Derek

Anyone with this name is a virgin. They are also most likely gay and unattractive. Avoid them at all costs they will try sniff your ball sweat while you sleep.

"derek" is gay.

by derek is a virgin May 12, 2020

Derek

Piece of crap. Very ugly and they look like of animals. They are smart but they think they know everything. They can be funny but mostly stupid. They treat others like a piece of shit and are generally easily jealous of other people.

Jealous + Ugly = Derek

by cloutgoalsongod April 4, 2019

Derek

Kid with Noodle Arms

K: omg he looks like a Derek

O: your so right

by Bjshejamsshjsnx November 24, 2016

Derek

Eww a clown. Very artistic but vsco... SSKSKSKSKSSK DONT name your kid this.. AND very gay as he will be in hell because he scares many kids away with the face of a clown 🤡

Erika: AHHHH
Derek: WhAt!
Erika: it you!
Derek: .
Erika you must be called Derek cause like skskssk ewww

by Obese booty Judy November 4, 2019