Derek 

Small, foolish, annoying. Isn't caught up on the worlds news. Isn't great in school. Very bothersome

Derek: (doing homework) how do you multiply again?

Derek by Cheerleader1119 March 7, 2016

Derek 

Derek: a person, who although great and funny to laugh at, will NEVER be the funny one.

Sean: Oh Derek? Yeah he's great! Unfortunately he will never be the funny one!

Bryan: Yeah Sean is right Derek will never be the funny one!

Dan: Why?

Sean: just the way it is... He'll never be the funny one

Derek by Iamdanomara January 3, 2012

Derek 

A dude with an extremely annoying stutter that loves a girl that starts with a T, ends in an N, and has the letters ARY in between. They want to make Cobra Starship Stutter Babies

Derek: uh-I-i L-la-love T-ta-tar-tary-taryn!

Derek by emoplusfigglyequalslove February 23, 2009

Derek 

Is a douchbag, Billieand a lil bitch

No one likes derek

Derek by the montserhkyrd 21 April 16, 2015

Derek 

Used when a person has messed something up or did something embarrassing.

Mate, you've had an absolute derek!" Or: "I've had a derek crookley

Derek by TJB_147 January 11, 2011

derek 

a HOT guy with HANDSOME eyes and a Great body

hey look its Derek
*faints*

derek by FEMALEDOGE April 2, 2017

Derek 

Derek is not very smart and he thinks he is smart and good at games but in reality he is not. Please do not go anywhere near him or else he will get mad and try to turn the volume up on your iPad.

Derek get out of this room before you cause any more trouble!

Derek by The God of Europe February 21, 2018