defensive drinking

proactively drinking the premium beer, wine or alcohol so as to prevent others from consuming it

Tim engaged in some defensive drinking when he realized his buddies were consuming the good stuff.

by Allen Towne April 4, 2009

Dependisorous

An extremely overweight military spouse that feeds soley on a military members BAS. Usually caught dining at Buger King, ensuring all orders are King Sized.

Airman Bag-o-doughnuts: Is that Jone's wife?

Airman Snuffy: Sure is! I heard she used to be hot when she and Jones first got married

Airman B-o-D: Yep, that was until she decided to raid the commisary and become a dependisorous. Now the only thing that quenches her hunger is Jones' BAS.

Airmen Snuffy: That's fucked up!!!

by Darkmustang51 February 23, 2009

Party Depends

A disposable adult diaper worn to raves. The diaper allows a party-goer to urinate or defecate without going to a bathroom.

After consuming 12 beers at the all-night rave, Jamie soiled his Party Depends but didn't lose his spot on the dance floor.

by LayeredSin January 28, 2009

Defenestrated

To have thrown something or someone out or through a window.

The evil stepmother was angry with me, so she defenestrated my boyfriend.

by KlassyKlicker October 10, 2010

Minister of Defense

A nickname for the famous Defensive End Reggie White, who played for the Green Bay Packers, and is the most recent Packers player to be inducted into the NFL Hall of Fame.

Guy watching superbowl XXXI #1:
"DAMN Reggie White got another sack! That's 3 tonight!"

Guy watching superbowl XXXI #2:
"Ya man, hes the Minister of Defense!"

by Packers Fan#1 February 18, 2009

bitch dependency

When a pimp and/or man has an unhealthy attachment to a bitch (lady) which causes the man to rely on the beforementioned bitch for emotion need instead of just finacial support. Also known to other people as "love."

Tom cried himself to sleep after Sarah left him. The fact that Tom isn't going out looking for new hoes is a tale tell sign of bitch dependency.

by A Pimp Named Slidback October 29, 2007

nike defense

Running away from a violent confrontation, particularly using Nike sports shoes or where another person may resort to using a small arsenal to shoot his or her way out of it.

We was running low on ammo, so we used the Nike defense and hauled ass outa there

by Lior Bar-On July 13, 2004