Brooklyn Decker

When a person places one's fist up another person's rectum during defication.

Last night I gave Sandra a Brooklyn Decker....my hand still smells like poop!

by Dr. Strangelove55 April 24, 2010

Christopher Decker

The most amazing guy anyone will ever meet. He is sweet, loving, kind, amazing, and will take care of you when you're sick. He makes you smile whenever you're upset or need some cheering up. He'll make you one of the happiest people in the world.

I love you Christopher Decker. You are the most amazing guy in the world.

Me: You guys see that really cute guy?
Friend: You mean Christopher Decker?
Me: Yeah, him and I are together. :)

by Hidoroki'sGirlForever November 10, 2012

upper decker

Besides the common definition... A behemoth, often coiling, mass of stool that grows and grows until finally reaching above the water level of a toilet bowl. Known to be associated with binge eating. Kind of like one of those underwater volcanoes that breaks the ocean surface.

I had the munchies so bad all weekend, btw do you have a plunger I took an upper decker in your shitter and it's backed up.

by evangelicalathiest April 22, 2011

triple decker

any employee taking a 3 week unaurhorized vacation and still having a job when he returns.

Carl pulled a triple Decker on his boss Troy

by H Bizzle January 4, 2008

Double Decker

When you are taking a shit in the upper tank, she's giving you a blumpkin while taking a shit in the bowl.

Daisy and I performed a double decker at the party last night

by The Jake Bush a.k.a. Switch March 30, 2009

black and decker

When a black man has anal sex with a woman and the knocks her out (decks her).

Lexington Steele black and deckered Jenna Jameson in this movie i just saw.

by z. e. April 22, 2005

Little Decker

When an adult takes a large dump in a little kids toilet and does not flush, so the small child's parents find it and believe it was jr. who did it. This will likely cause the child's parents to freak out and take their child to the ER as soon as possible after seeing the man-sized dump their 4 year old let loose.

What the hell?? Who left a Little Decker in my sons training toilet?

by Shit-Tastic! August 17, 2011