by Dr. Strangelove55 April 24, 2010

The most amazing guy anyone will ever meet. He is sweet, loving, kind, amazing, and will take care of you when you're sick. He makes you smile whenever you're upset or need some cheering up. He'll make you one of the happiest people in the world.
I love you Christopher Decker. You are the most amazing guy in the world.
I love you Christopher Decker. You are the most amazing guy in the world.
Me: You guys see that really cute guy?
Friend: You mean Christopher Decker?
Me: Yeah, him and I are together. :)
Friend: You mean Christopher Decker?
Me: Yeah, him and I are together. :)
by Hidoroki'sGirlForever November 10, 2012

Besides the common definition... A behemoth, often coiling, mass of stool that grows and grows until finally reaching above the water level of a toilet bowl. Known to be associated with binge eating. Kind of like one of those underwater volcanoes that breaks the ocean surface.
I had the munchies so bad all weekend, btw do you have a plunger I took an upper decker in your shitter and it's backed up.
by evangelicalathiest April 22, 2011

by H Bizzle January 4, 2008

When you are taking a shit in the upper tank, she's giving you a blumpkin while taking a shit in the bowl.
by The Jake Bush a.k.a. Switch March 30, 2009

by z. e. April 22, 2005

a girl who brings joy into everything, she has an amazing jawline and is the best detective in the whole world.
someone at the LAPD: who’s the best detective in the world?
lucifer: that will be my amazing girlfriend, chloe decker
lucifer: that will be my amazing girlfriend, chloe decker
by dckersgf June 5, 2022
