Used to describe when someone is being racists, homophobic or transphobic but they have a friend of the group they are targeting who said it is ok so they are doing nothing wrong.
Ricky Gervais at the Apollo Theater:
Welcome everyone, especially all you niggers in the front row seats. Tt must have been very hard to afford tickets with all your family responsibilities, oh who am I kidding we all know you are still out getting smokes - don't worry I asked my one black friend and they said this shit is funny so I am not being racist - it is called the Chapelle Defense.
Welcome everyone, especially all you niggers in the front row seats. Tt must have been very hard to afford tickets with all your family responsibilities, oh who am I kidding we all know you are still out getting smokes - don't worry I asked my one black friend and they said this shit is funny so I am not being racist - it is called the Chapelle Defense.
by knives and tulips October 14, 2021
Get the Chapelle Defensemug. Where the stress and work of artistic expression is used to excuse substance abuse, chemical dependencies and other toxic coping-mechanisms.
"I also employed the world-famous Hemingway Defense... which goes something like this: as a writer, I am a very sensitive fellow, but I am also a man, and real men don't give in to their sensitivities. Only sissy-men do that. Therefore I drink. How else can I face the existential horror of it all and continue to work? Besides, come on, I can handle it. A real man always can."
-- Stephen King
-- Stephen King
by The Logical Fallacy February 17, 2023
Get the Hemingway Defensemug. The Clintonian Defense is when someone does something wrong (and it was obviously wrong) and says that they didn't know it was wrong and therefore should not receive any punishment.
Man, didn't know I'd get a ticket if I ran that red light. I'll use the Clintonian Defense to get out of a ticket.
by Styxgoyenhammer666 November 27, 2017
Get the The Clintonian Defensemug. Wade Redden was a $6.5M defensive consultant for the NY Rangers who was sent to the minors after inflecting years of pain.
by keepyourheadup May 22, 2011
Get the Defensive Consultantmug. As if in response to Sora's laugh, one more City went down, taking the enemy units with it. They'd used the nuclear option in their own territory - the famous "Belkan Defense" - No Game No Life. Volume 8.
by ismaelassassin April 4, 2019
Get the Belkan Defensemug. the feeling of preparing yourself for a discussion or an argument. You make sure that every fact, opinion or point that you want to make gets across exactly how you would want it to if you were actually saying it to someone in person. It makes you feel as if you "won" the argument or got your point across successfully because you actually thought it out, when in reality all you did was go over what you said to yourself in the shower, in the mirror, or even to your mom. Most people get this feeling when they know or feel as though they are about to get into an argument or if they feel heavily about a topic they already know what they want to say. Usually when it gets to the argument or the discussion most people forget what they "planned" to say and just start speaking without thinking about what they already thought about.
by Ccrobin August 30, 2018
Get the Pre-Defensemug. "Here comes the Defense Force to protect their product, they are mega virgins!!1!111!1!11111!!!!!!!!1!1
by Densest May 25, 2018
Get the Defense Forcemug.