dazer

dazer (dA-zer)

(n) an infected penis that results in causing venereal disease and/or infections that result in a burning sensation in the genitalia of sexual partners

A dick that is so infected it has the same burning effect of a laser beam - dick + laser = dazer

I spent one night with Mitch and his dazer and I've been on antibiotics ever since!

by X'xereaoux January 2, 2011

dazed and confused

1) a cool song by led zeppelin. idiots would normally say: "OMG THIS SONG IS ALMOST AS GOOD AS STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN!" well, i have 8 ablums full of great zeppelin songs and can eaisly name 20 without mentioning stairway.

2) an awesome movie about the last day of skool in 1976. the movie was filmed in austin texas.

dazed and confused (the movie) is awesome! go buy it now!!!!

dazed and confused (the song) is awesome! go buy zeppelin 1 now!!!!

by peacefrog June 21, 2007

Dazer

A person of minute stature, intensely interested in the scatalogical fields, tends to drive poorly engineered cars by choice. could wield a spanner, if you gaffa taped it to his shaking hands. Also characterised by an extremely swollen groinal area.

Denver Parker

by Ben July 8, 2003

Haagen dazed

eating tubs of random haagen dazs ice cream all night long and become an ice cream zombie the next morn.

i was playing video games all night long and now I'm Haagen Dazed.

by Carlidious January 1, 2008

dazed

Mixed up in the head. Feeling similar to being punched in the temple about 4 times.

DAZEd????2s

by larstait October 13, 2003

dazed

Usually use to describe when a person is excited, shocked, confused, worn-out and/or having adrenaline rush.

#1: Did you saw the fight?
#2: Yea, I was there.
#1: I was about to record it, but I was so dazed out.

by 408maybe_baybee April 8, 2008

Dazed

when a female you just met, leaves your message on seen or delivered.

mark: so did you text her yet ?

marcus: yeah but she dazed me bro .

by swagbb October 2, 2018