dadishly

An attribute usually used to describe a father, to do something in an embarrassing and unfunny fashion.

e.g. 1. Father's laugh is quite dadish.

2. You've been acting very dadishly lately.

by mmmmmmm yhi bby guuurl November 27, 2013

danish poptart

You dump a load deep in a girl in her period. Then punch her in the uterus, while you hold a pastry under her vagina.

Man, I was hungry while banging my girl. So I grabbed a croissant and made a Danish Poptart

by lordpoptart February 2, 2016

Danisnotonfire

danisnotonfire had joined YouTube in October 2009 and has since amassed around 5 million subscribers. Called the internet cult leader, Dan, now 24, uploads content that is highly relatable with an amzing sense of self-depracating humor that has made millions of people, usually young adults, his fans.
Besides uploading on his main channel, Dan also has a side channel, danisnotinteresting, which he seems to have forgotten about. He is also a BBC Radio 1 presenter and is author of the New York Times bestseller The Amazing Book Is Not On Fire (which he has co-authored with AmazingPhil, aka Phil Lester, his best friend and flatmate since 2009), has presented an esports documentary for BBC Three, and has hosted the BRITs worldwide internet livestream three times now with Phil Lester.

Latest news is that he is going to be touring the USA soon with Phil Lester on The Amazing Tour Is not On Fire.

Did you see the video in whuch danisnotonfire makes his way to the top of the O2? Its hilarious!

by a-sublime-world August 21, 2016

danish landmines

lego spread across the floor like landmines waiting for their next victim to walk on them.

damn! i hate when my brother spreads danish landmines all over the floor!

by Supergarchomp August 13, 2017

Dankism

A religion of meme that bow down to Shrek and memes

guy: hey you want to join the religion of dankism the region of memes

guy 2: yea

by mrboss1212121212221 June 5, 2018

Daneissy

A very outgoing and unique girl, she likes to make people laugh making her a funny person. She loves spending time with her friends and family. She is a pretty girl that can make anyone smile. Gets petty if you get on her bad side, but is sweet when you are her friend. Gives great advice and you can joke around with her. Is a food lover, and shares a lot. Get you a friend like Daneissy.

Person 1: Hey Daniessy! Can I get some chips?
Daneissy: Nah... Im joking. Sure!

by doctoravalanche16 June 13, 2018

Danisnotonfire

Danisnotonfire is dead.

'Who is danisnotonfire?'
'I only know Daniel Howell'

by ThatsABitGay June 23, 2018