Dad

The reason why you were born

Man if it weren't for my dad being horny with my mom i would have never been born

by Sir Robin the not so brave August 27, 2013

Dad

the guy who left when you were 2 years old

Me: where is dad

mom: never to be seen again

by yeetthefeet April 8, 2019

Dad

noun. A married male who runs away that normally won’t come back

“Are you gonna be a dad in the future?”
“If I have a ugly child.”

by Where’s dad February 9, 2018

Dad

a big fap daddy that caresses you at night

shrek:I am your Dad
little child: oh yes

by sony swag man May 31, 2018

Dad

Lmao what's that?

White Guy: "Hey my dad is so cool!"
Nigger: "LMAO WHAT'S A DAD?"

by NPKN August 21, 2018

Dad

The difference is a dad is someone who sucks around and raises you the father doesn’t always stick around he is your spurn doner a dad always there a father is not always

My dads always been here

My father left me when I was6 months old

Father - not always there

Dad- raises you

by Ali damin October 15, 2018

Dad

Dad is your rock, dad will help you through everything, dad is everything. If your homeless, dad is your food

Person 1:dude what's up?
Person 2: just eating dad because I have no money
Person 1: ...

by Yourmumwantsit May 19, 2016