dorito

(N) A style of grooming a woman's pubic hair. Shaving the hair into a small, point-down triangle which resembles a Dorito snack chip.

I tried to get her to shave it all, but she went for the Dorito

by Bone June 18, 2004

Dorito Money

Menial wages earned through acts of prostitution.

"That woman has sex for money. Not even that much money, either. Maybe Dorito Money, but certainly not enough for a bus ticket."

Kiersten: "You got any cash?"
Collin: "Nah, all I got is my Dorito Money."

by Chris "Your Hero" Mock January 3, 2011

Dorito Bomb

The act of placing nuggets of one's fecal matter in a bag of Dorito crumbs and shaking the bag like shake and bake. Next one must spill the contents (crumbs and now coated nuggets) upon media of one's choosing.

Example 1
Chris- "Dude we totally Dorito Bombed that asshole's doorstep last night!"
Example 2
Jill- "Lucas said that he had a surprise for me last night when we were getting into it. He ran out of the room and when he came back he Dorito Bombed my bare chest!"

by Rackbar August 14, 2010

dorito body

Having broad shoulders and a small waist.

Chris Evans has the perfect dorito body.

by ADHDchick January 27, 2017

dorito skank

a bitch who smashes your chips

rob is such a dorito skank

by Judgey Fudgey November 1, 2007

dorito slut

Someone who eats ALL the Doritos. They don't care which flavor, they'd eat it.

I am a Dorito slut.

He ate all the Doritos! Omg what a Dorito slut!!!

by Dorito slut October 25, 2015

Dorito Raped

The bad orangeish tan white girls get in efforts to look hot.

White Girl: Does my tan look sexy?
Guy: oh hell nah! U look dorito raped.

by Art$y Bit¢h May 31, 2016