dongle

1. (noun) A USB device designed specifically to drive the owner to the point of insanity. Contains hidden software aimed at disconnecting from the internet mid-conversation thus causing maximum disruption and annoyance. 2. (noun) A small plastic toy used by cats to chase along wooden floor at 5am. 3. (noun) A primative alarm clock when used in conjunction with definition 2

He's in a bad mood today, he got dongled in the early hours.

Man i was chatting to a really hot girl online when i got hit by a dongle. Bummer.

by cds2212 February 4, 2010

DONKEH KONG

Internet slang for donkey kong

Donkeh kong is teh pwnage.

by CHADONKEHKONG May 6, 2006

Dankle

When a guys dick is so huge he must tie it around his ankle to keep from stepping on it.

He walked funny because his Dankle was tied too tight

by Ira, Wendy, Scott, Jason June 14, 2009

donglebook

A Macbook with No or Barely any ports

Shit my Computer Has No Ports worst mistake ever made by purchasing this Donglebook

by Klinkhammer November 27, 2017

Dongle

The sensitive piece of skin that connects the scrotum to the penis

“Hey can you please pleasure my dongle?”
“Ow you flicked me in the dongle!”

by Stego my LEGO January 21, 2020

OG Dongle

The act of inserting your penis or genitalia's into a motorized vehicles preferably a car or trucks stock (OG->Original) exhaust pipe there for not after market and having sex or intercourse with the exhaust pipe known as OG Dongle/OG Dongling

Did you see Tim Dongling with that Lambo, Holy moly I just Dongled so hard with that Cummings Turbo Diesel!, You wanna OG Dongle after school?, My lordy would you look at that a straight pipe V8 Cobra with a 3 inch tip we better get Dongling!

by Big Turbo Cummer December 1, 2013

dockle

complete, absolute, dilZ, nigglen, twigglius

them rockLers are complete and absolute dockLes,, get the diLz batch.. paC

by d. Ockle September 26, 2004