Clammy Dodger

A particularly filthy and/or sweaty vagina.

Could also refer to a Jammy Dodger that has been sitting in a warm lunchbox for too long, causing it to sweat.

Example 1

Guy1: "Wow she's a bit of alright!"
Guy2: "Don't go there man, she's got a Clammy Dodger"

Example 2

Guy1: "Ah mate, what the hell is that moist red blob in your lunchbox"
Guy2: "Clammy Dodger"

by ThompsonDB July 30, 2007

Dodger Blues

The feeling that Dodger fans get around the all-star break when they realize it is most likely going to be another season without a playoff series win or even an appearance.

He had a bad case of the Dodger Blues after they were swept by San Diego.

by avalanche789 February 14, 2008

draft dodger

The reason Canada's population is growing.

I'm a pansy and don't want to protect the country that has allowed me to live freely all my life, so I'm moving to Canada.

by Comrade Stalin February 17, 2005

coffin dodger

This is the slang term for boomer, and is more likley to confuse them.

Person 1: Okay coffin dodger
Boomer: *visible offense and confusion*

by Bruh momentum theory January 15, 2020

coffin dodgers

Old twats that stink of stale piss and always complain that they are hard-up whilst having thousands of pounds stached away in shoeboxes all round their house, waiting for bogus inspectors to steal it and spend the bloody thing.Usually to be found hogging benches in precincts - ciggy in one hand and a Gregg's pasty in the other!

Let me on the bus first young man !
You may have been at the front of the queue but I'm old !

by Bod June 9, 2004

coffin dodger

One of the many chav words meaning 'Old Person'

Oi check out dat coffin dodger ova der lets go mug im

by Thomas Fathers April 14, 2006

Fanny Dodger

Someone who dodges fannies.

A virgin cunt but without the cunt.

Rydo- Oh hey, my main man Dan! What's the deal with that little dude over there?
Dan- Och nothing mate, he's just a wee Fanny Dodger.

Rydo- Uh bruh what the flip is a Fanny Dodger?
Dan- Fuck up

by Professional Dodger October 10, 2018