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Double Pipe Disaster

When you think that you will be blessed with a double pipe classic and it turns sour. You end up sharting and vomiting at the same time leaving you sad and in pain
After a 60 hour bender in the Poconos Nick underwent a double pipe disaster at 5:30am and immediately got in the shower to cry and sleep
by TheNickR May 2, 2022
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BP Disaster

Create Texas pipeline. Place in rectum and pop inside ass, creating mass destruction and plentiful orgasms
Person 1: Baby I love the feel of your shit in my ass. The thought of pooping your poop makes me so damn horny!

Person 2: I'm glad we finally found something we both share equally. And next time I want to felch you after I give you the BP Disaster.
by LordBroseidon September 26, 2012
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Prostate Disaster

(noun)
the act of a prostate exam going extremely wrong and having the doctors finger permanently stuck in the patients anus
Chipotle: Why is there a doctor walking behind you with his finger in your butt?
Kenny: prostate disaster
Chipotle: Oh, I dig
by Patioprimapes May 11, 2010
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Beautiful Disaster

The words that describe someone that you love and think is so perfect, but so wrong.
Maria: What do you think about Marcus?
Ariel: Well he's super sweet, makes me so happy, and just makes me smile. On the other hand, he's a douchebag, and just leads me on forever. Yet, I still love him. Eh, he's just such a beautiful disaster.
by BeMyGenocide March 29, 2011
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Snatchural Disaster

Pronunciation Snatch-ural Disaster. Adjective: A description of a woman's vagina after either a traumatic event, or it's hygienic state.
Example 1.) After my wife had those triplets it was a Snatchural Disaster down there!

Example 2.) Girl, I don't know about you but when I get through with my spinning class I gotta call FEMA, cause it's a Snatchural Disaster down there!
by Greendrum September 25, 2013
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The Jooyah Disaster

An tragic even whereferry flipped upside down in Africa, killing a lot of people.

Clan Deets lost powerful allies in the Jooyah Disaster and therefore they will never forget the Jooyaha
by sckit June 7, 2005
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