DEPENDA KAREN

A Karen who is a military wife. She thinks she is her husband’s rank and that the base is her personal playground. If you disagree with her she will make your life a nightmare and act like a victim when called out. Hate that a dependa Karen gives is mostly online in the base’s private Facebook groups, but she is also unpleasant to get along with in real life. She usually spreads Christian hate while sporting designer handbags and a car she cannot afford on her husband’s salary, which is rarely above an E-4 rank.

Sara: Did you hear about Ariana on the bases’s private group? She’s starting drama with anyone who doesn’t like it here. Watch out she’s on the digital warpath.

Amy: Wow she is such a dependa Karen.

by Neko:3 March 5, 2022

car dependency

A measure of how dependent people are on cars to meet the needs of daily life.

There's so much car dependency in Houston I can't walk to the fucking grocery store.

by javasgifted February 3, 2022

CBD (Chronic Bitch Dependency)

A mans who constantly need a female to sustain himself through life

homeboy 1: Hey you heard Travis linked up with another girl last week?
homeboy 2: For real!? mans just got out of a recent ting
homeboy 1: fr I think he has CBD (Chronic Bitch Dependency)

by DrDefineAz June 28, 2020

Dependapotamus

Dependapotamus are generally found in the domesticated areas of military bases. Contrary to believe, not all dependopatomi are overweight. The term has become a general description for a military dependent. It is a funny, joking term used to discribe spouse that is completely reliant on their military member. You can normally catch a dependapotamus at a Starbucks, yoga, or eating sushi with their dependasquad. Dependapotamus come in all shapes and sizes and are very territorial of their military spouses. Watch out, they bite ;)

My friends wife/husband (yes they exist ) is a dependapotamus. She/he shops, yogas, and doesn’t have a job but claims the rank and status of the military member.

by AERDROW November 14, 2019

emoticon dependency

A condition brought about by the excessive use of AIM and the inability to construct a coherant sentence.

That Harry is emoticon dependant. His last post contained 47 emoticons and 3 words.

by Squidly December 17, 2004

dick-dependent

Women/girls/chicks who absolutely must have a man in their lives at all times, regardless of how much of a loser said man is. Often times, the chicks who suffer from this can be seen going from one pathetic loser relationship to the next, almost as if they crave the chaos they are bringing into their lives (because their man cheats on them, beats them, steals from them, uses them, ect, ect)...but none of that matters...because they have to have a man, any man, at any cost, in their lives. As if they need a "D" to suckle at night for their own security purposes.

"Suzy is so dick-dependent she makes me sick." -or-
"That chick is dick-dependent...you can treat her anyway you want, don't worry about it!"

by Ann~a~banana May 26, 2007

DePenaes

those who help with penis problems, like what valtrex does with herpes.

you have to depend on Depenaes or your gonna have trouble with that penis of yours!

by SexyDaddy May 23, 2009