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December 23

National sleep day. It tis' a day where you may sleep however long you want and if someone wakes you, you have permission to smack them on the mouth and continue sleeping. Have fun you lazy scallywags!
Person 1: *sleeping peacefully*
Person 2: WAKE UP WE HAVE TO GOOOO!
Person 1: It's December 23rd, leave me alone, or I'll SMACK YOU
Person 2: Oh right, goodnight then
by Notice_potatoes December 21, 2019
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December 20

National if you ask your crush out

they have to say yes
“Hey wanna go out
“No ,I don’t like you that way”
“To bad,it’s December 20”
by Shh I am not here December 17, 2019
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december 29

Only the hottest of the hottest are born on this day. People born on december 29 are some of the funniest people and also the kindest. But don't let that kindness fool you because if you do them wrong they wont have any problem clapping back. Its called being a good savage :)
Omg did you see her? She's so fucking hot and fierce. Yeah dude, she must be born on december 29.
by bebos October 15, 2019
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December 27

It's my birthday!!! This is also the day were you get screwed off with presents because you already got them on Christmas.
December 27: it's her birthday, oh yea I already got her, her present

Hey happy birthday
Hey, did you get me anything
No I already got them for you 2 days ago
by THEREISNOUSERNAMETHATSNOTTAKEN November 17, 2019
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December 21, 2012

Journal Entry: December 21, 2012

"The world didn't end today, so I jerked off instead."
by Some asshole December 21, 2012
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December 24

If you were born in this day you’re clever, thinker, rational and incredibly impressive. also you'll have the most overwhelming soul, the most charming face and smile :( you for sure an amazing, rare person and the earth is so lucky to carry you upon it 💘
neenie : i was born in December 24

meemie : oh man i thinking im in loooove again
by meemie October 15, 2019
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