The machine used to create the national debt and by design was invented to punch through the debt ceiling with impunity.
"Dude - I thought it was Congress and the President making us broke. I came to find out it is the debt-o-matic device invented by our large number of entitled citizens!! Man, what a team . . .
by Contracts God December 18, 2012
Get the debt-o-maticmug. when you lose a bet, you enter bet debt.
Everyone starts at 0 and if you win you go up +1 but if you lose you go -1. If you continue to lose, you continue going negative. If you win you subtract from your bet dent and go positive.
Everyone starts at 0 and if you win you go up +1 but if you lose you go -1. If you continue to lose, you continue going negative. If you win you subtract from your bet dent and go positive.
by twarfare November 08, 2020
Get the Bet-Debtmug. Refers to an utterly despicable "taking His name in vain" strategy, whereby you --- having previously either promised someone intimacy if he'd spend money on you, or used a similar promise to strip off and/or spread your legs as "collateral" in case you're unable to pay back a loan that you ask of him --- subsequently claim to have "gotten religion" and are therefore concerned that "He would not approve" of adultery/fornication, and thus you no longer feel that you should have to honor your promise of sexual favors.
The spiritual debt-relief ploy is one of the oldest and most pathetically disgraceful schemes for obligation-free mooching that the world has ever known, and has probably turned countless multitudes of disgruntled people off of established religion. About the only time that this strategy might be at all justified would be if you've gotten unwillingly dragged into obligation by an advantage-taking credophile during a moment of financial desperation, and are unable to pay him back despite your best efforts.
by QuacksO August 09, 2018
Get the spiritual debt-relief ploymug. Beetch, my debt sister told me the other day that she had no money but I saw her at Urban Outfitters.
by rudecockblocker April 03, 2017
Get the debt sistermug. by Green Pill December 30, 2019
Get the Guardian Debt Reliefmug. When someone wins a slap bet but has yet to deliver the slap. This may be due to a desire to strategically time the slap or, more commonly, the lack of fortitude to strike a fellow human being.
"Dude, I heard you lost a slap bet to Tracie last week! That must have hurt!"
"Naw, she still owes me a slap debt. She doesn't have it in her."
"Naw, she still owes me a slap debt. She doesn't have it in her."
by Obey The Hypnotoad May 23, 2014
Get the slap debtmug. School's nefarious way of punishing children and teenagers for being hungry, because for whatever reason The American School System decided that students deserve to experience severe anxiety and hunger for being poor.
It can also prevent students from graduating and can potentially force them into fucking foster care.
It can also prevent students from graduating and can potentially force them into fucking foster care.
by I Can't Think of a Name lol January 28, 2024
Get the Lunch Debtmug.