I'd make her breakfast in the morning

A nice, comedic way to say, I'd fuck her

Oh, dude, Megan foxx?

I'd make her breakfast in the morning.

by Codester124 February 23, 2010

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by rockerdoug June 13, 2009

I'd eat my bread without butter!

What you growlingly exclaim when told that someone did something uncaring/deceitful because "he knows which side his bread is buttered on"; what you mean, of course, is that you would rather risk displeasing the powers-that-be than harm someone else.

Back when I was a frail and tender-minded nine-year-old, my bi**hy second-grade teacher violently shook me and gave me a long severe verbal working-over merely because I had "mouthed right back" at a "spoiled-rich-kid" youngster who had been outrageously rude to me over an extremely trivial matter. At da time I was at a total loss to know why said irritable teacher had been so ferociously defensive of Little Miss Bossy 'n' Obnoxious; it wasn't until decades later that I finally learned that said bratty pint-sized colleen was da daughter of a "somebody" in town, and so I realized dat da teacher had "known which side her bread was buttered on", and therefore when said whiny miscreant went "bawlin' 'n' blubberin'" to da teacher about it, she felt compelled to blame ME for da verbal dust-up instead of just telling dat willful child to "shut up and grow up", as she should have. As I tell my friends when relating the story nowadays, though, "I'd eat my bread without butter!" before I ever unfairly blamed an innocent person like that. Reminds me of da "Little House On The Prairie" episode about da broken music box.

by QuacksO March 18, 2019

britta'd

To mess something very small and obvious up.
Originating from the show Community, where the character Britta often messes small things up.

Person 1: Dude, it's spelled friend, not freind!
Person 2: Damn, I guess I Britta'd it!

Man! I put my finger in front of the camera again! I Britta'd the best picture!

by Aury June 10, 2013

Christie Brinkley'd

What is happening when you're being flirted with heavily by a pretty lady while driving on the highway. Ala Chevy Chase in Vacation.

Scored on a scale of 1-10. Extra points if she is a beautiful blonde, or in a red sports car. Full points if it's actually Christie Brinkley.

"Oh man, I was sooo getting Christie Brinkley'd coming home on the Coquihalla! But I lost her in traffic around Kamloops, dang."

by dmcc November 5, 2012

Bronwen'd

To get excessively drunk and display strange facial expressions yet remaining happy and spew free.

"I'm going to get so Bronwen'd tonight"

by LivB November 21, 2012

Bronze'd

(Verb)
This word describes getting a childish emotional outburst and abusing your imaginary moderator powers to do "justice." During these emotional outbursts the perpetrator may punish others disproportionately to the crime they committed.

Person 1: What happened to Dacops?
Person 2: he got muted for a month for posting a cat gif.
Person 1: oh damn... Bronze'd!

by HotelMama August 17, 2021