A Cyber Perv = an extremely common sexual being that lives on the internet. A Cyber Perv tends to be a pervert on internet chat room who is trying to give themselves a good time...over a computer screen? You may think that this sounds so sick it cannot exist, but indeed my friend, I am speaking the truth.
A Cyber Perv is usually a fat, no-hoper from America, seeking sexual fun out of English pre-teens with webcams. To make it even worse, he usually is about 50 years of age.
In order to find a “victim” the Cyber Perv enters an internet chat room, and simply types in “Any young girls want some fun? P2P me. MSN & CAM” In non-cyber perv language, this means. “Are there any young sluts who want to get dirty with an old geezer with MSN and a webcam?” If they get a response in P2P (this means a person to person chat, a somewhat, private way to chat on an internet chat room.) They will advance and ask them their A/S/L. (Age/Sex/Location) Young teenage girls should be warned that if they asked this question, they should simply give a quick, smart comment to knock them off their feet, hopefully this will tell him in the kindest way, to fuck right off. Examples of these smart comments are:
Not/Inter/Ested
Piss/Right/Off
OR, the best one of all…
I’m not a dirty slut for you to take advantage of…DIE CYBER PERV DIE!!!!
A Cyber Perv is usually a fat, no-hoper from America, seeking sexual fun out of English pre-teens with webcams. To make it even worse, he usually is about 50 years of age.
In order to find a “victim” the Cyber Perv enters an internet chat room, and simply types in “Any young girls want some fun? P2P me. MSN & CAM” In non-cyber perv language, this means. “Are there any young sluts who want to get dirty with an old geezer with MSN and a webcam?” If they get a response in P2P (this means a person to person chat, a somewhat, private way to chat on an internet chat room.) They will advance and ask them their A/S/L. (Age/Sex/Location) Young teenage girls should be warned that if they asked this question, they should simply give a quick, smart comment to knock them off their feet, hopefully this will tell him in the kindest way, to fuck right off. Examples of these smart comments are:
Not/Inter/Ested
Piss/Right/Off
OR, the best one of all…
I’m not a dirty slut for you to take advantage of…DIE CYBER PERV DIE!!!!
"I nearly just got e-raped by a cyber perv"
"AAAAH! HELP! A CYBER PERV!!!"
"That strange looking man looks like a cyber perv."
"AAAAH! HELP! A CYBER PERV!!!"
"That strange looking man looks like a cyber perv."
by Becca Spears :) December 12, 2008
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Cyber Police is something made up by a Dad because they didnt teach there daughter how to use the internet. Whis is actually called the prosecutor's office.
1.A bunch of trolls are going to get there ass beat by the Cyber Police with there Cyber batons and Cyber tazers.
2.Troll:"Run! its the Cyber Police!"
Troll 2:"My computer is too slow!"
Troll 2:"Ah! They hit me with ther Cyber tazers!"
2.Troll:"Run! its the Cyber Police!"
Troll 2:"My computer is too slow!"
Troll 2:"Ah! They hit me with ther Cyber tazers!"
by Mr Goli July 17, 2010
Get the Cyber Police mug.A girl that is in a relationship exclusively on the interent. This definition is based on the concept that the internet is a free zone like international waters.
Man: My wife caught me talking dirty to a girl online, but it wasn't cheating cause she's my cyber girlfriend.
Guy: I watched in awe as my cyber girlfriend stripteased via webcam.
Guy: I watched in awe as my cyber girlfriend stripteased via webcam.
by King of Clubs June 3, 2007
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by ninthfiddle April 4, 2009
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My dad cyber-embarrassed me when he commented on my Facebook status and told all of my friends about that time when I was seven . . .
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Sally was cyber-embarrassed when her bff posted a pic of her bra-shopping.
I can't believe my mom tweeted about the crush I had on in middle school. That was so cyber-embarrassing.
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