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The Coworker Curve

A grading scale of coworker hotness that tends to form after weeks, months, or years of working among the same individuals. Based on the coworker curve, the least ugliest becomes the hottest and the ugliest becomes the least hottest.

The coworker curve has similar effects as beer goggles. It no longer relies on common sense standards of hotness and sex appeal. For most it happens subconsciously, you'll walk into a workplace for the first time and see all 2's and 5's (out of 10), and months later you'll find yourself checking out that same 5 as if they were a 9. Or even worse, you start bringing that fugly beat to parties and showing them off to your friends.
Coworker: I thought Sally was pretty ugly when I first started working here, but after a few months..... she's actually pretty cute.
Me: Yea, she's cute based on the coworker curve , but uglier than shit in real life.
by MrValentin0 December 1, 2016
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Flattening the Curve

Requesting someone to do a task or, for a commitment on a part-time basis while knowing the task or request has no set end date (or may well never end).
Are you really looking to replace the admin assistant or am I just flattening the curve?
by Sleepy J0ey B December 12, 2021
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Culver

Generally a last name, Culver means dove. This can be taken to mean that the person bears some sort of resemblance to a dove, such as mildness of temper. This holds true most of the time, but if you get a Culver mad, there will be hell to pay.
"Who's that?"
"She's a Culver."
by locogirl February 26, 2009
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Curved Out

Brian: you were so curved out last night.

Jhef: that shit i got was FFIIRREE!
by BUBONiC HYPHY May 11, 2006
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Carver

Taller than most. Stronger than most. Great in bed. Massive @$%#.
Oh hey Carver huh how ar...are you?
by NormalMan0101 January 19, 2018
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Italian curve

A big dick that curves to the left. Found mainly, but not limited to, Italian males.
Austin has a massive italian curve that deviates to the left.
by Julius Caesarus January 23, 2011
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Dead Man's Curve

A curve on I-90 where it meets with/ splits from OH Rt. 2 on the edge of downtown Cleveland. Going Westbound, there's an onramp from OH. Rt. 2 Eastbound just after it, so you have to cross over 2-4 lanes of traffic to get into Downtown Cleveland. Posted speed limit is 35 mph. Lots of traffic accidents involving ice/snow, tractor-trailors, and drunk drivers.

Then you get to have fun trying to hit I-77 or I-71 so you can get ANYWHERE into Southern or Western Cleveland and the accompanying suburbs. Another fine mess from the fucktards at ODOT!
"This jerkoff was trying to race me from the minute I got on the freeway, but I dusted his ass on Dead Man's Curve doing 70 mph."

"I was on my way to see you and a bunch of stunters on crotch rockets were weaving all over Dead Man's Curve, I was sure one of them was gonna crash."
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