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fisty cuff

an act of violence. usually a fight, or in minor cases, an argument between two or more people.
bambi breezi: ay0 biznitchhh..
adolf axel: i dun wunt no problems here yo.
bambi breezi: o0, u meen lyyk a fisty cuff?
adolf axel: zactly.
by pseudonymmynoduesp June 3, 2009
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Plow Cuff

Also: Plowing Cuff, Plowed Cuff

The act of manipulating one's genitals.
I would have made it to the bar last night, but I was busy plowing cuff.

She plowed my cuff well good.

I think I might just stay in tonight and watch some porn and plow cuff.
by P. Mini April 1, 2006
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Ballista Cuffs

to be unable to escape from a task until its done. Derived from the inability to exit the ballistas in Monster Hunter Tri until you have used all of your ammo.
Guy 1: Hey, are u going to stop working and get on xbox?

Guy 2: Nah I'll be on later. This project has me in ballista cuffs
by Joshuasaurus May 18, 2010
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cuff-link

n. a golden sausage wee-nis. Characterized by bronzed, tan glow and sparkly, transparent edges. The cuff-link style wee-nis is found only in the most affluent adult locales.
"Not only does Harold have that sexy smile and a convertible to die for...he has an 8-inch cuff-link!"

"Oh Carol...I'm so proud of my daughter!"
by Dr. Josephus February 28, 2009
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Finger Cuff

The wedding band worn by a married couple, saying that the ring is a restrictive device (similar to handcuffs).
Mark used to party, but he's got a finger cuff now.
by Highanxietymind March 23, 2008
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cuff-shuffling

A physical act whereby one person takes hold of another seated person's outstretched legs by the cuff of the pants and gently agitates them up and down, thus producing a relaxing sensation for weary legs. Can only be done with the subject wearing long pants.
"Darling I've had a busy day, would you mind cuff-shuffling me a little?"
by Marquis de stade May 17, 2006
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Clam Cuffs

When you double fist a female in the vagina, but she clinches down and you can't get your hands out.
Hey John, I was double fisting this chick the other day, but she put me in clam cuffs and I was stuck there for another hour!!
by Nasty Dave June 20, 2019
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