by papi alex April 18, 2017

A fucked up little town full of world class weed and world class surf. A bustling town full of fucking tourists you want to kill. And a bunch of psycho kids smoking weed and being dumb. A truly lovely town
by Kmart lover 2002 November 4, 2019

by ....... February 18, 2005

myopic self-righteous, power hungry asshole who won't listen to anyone or change his views no matter the circumstances.
That guy you're dating is a total Ted Cruz. Run for the hills before he defunds your abortion savings account.
by wonkette2016 October 1, 2013

He is a best friend a girl could have.He can also takes your heart and fall in love with him but he is t a boy that can get heart broken too. He makes every one around him laugh. He is the funnest person could ever meet
by isabeljaimes March 19, 2019

A sexual move, where the male runs from one end of the room and stops with just enough room to slide a couple feet before amazingly finding pleasure in his female counterpart.
Oh my gosh Jenny, my husband gave me an orgasm immediately yesterday. He used a move called the cruz missile.
by D-exclamation point! March 8, 2004

by mugzy cruz October 15, 2006
