Crumping

When you haven't had sex in awhile because plans keep falling through.

Question: You gonna ask if she want to get naked with you later and let you drill for oil?

Answer: Naw, I'm good. I really like Jenny so I'm Crumping it this deployment.

Or

Answer: I have been Crumping it for the last 3 years. Just cant find a girl i like or a girl liking me back the way I want. Just keep falling through.

by Justkidding76 October 24, 2017

Crump Nugget

Another term to describe someone with a millimeter peter

You are such a crump nugget

by Cornellius smack July 26, 2017

Crump

A mogoloid individual who has the capabilities of biggering his voice by speaking directly into his elbow. Fortunately this affliction is offset by being bestowed with a large penis.

Person 1: Look at that guy l, he's a right crump!
Person 2: Heard they're meant to have massive nobs though.

by Topspark127 August 2, 2018

Crump

Crump means to pee, fard, shid, cum, at the same time in your pant. The past tence of this word is crumped

When she put her hand on my shoulder I crumped in my pant

by Bummy Boi October 3, 2018

crump

You will get crump (fucked up) off this tequila.

Don't make me crump( fuck ) yo ass up.

That bitch is crumped up.

by Bubbles DeLicious February 27, 2017

Crumping

Picking skin flakes off your asshole and snorting then up like cocaine

I was crumping my girl last night and her flakes were gas ngl

by John Crump March 31, 2025

Crump

Loose term for vagina/ass

Oi mate! That chap just took a whiff of Jesses Crump!

by Mikeoimikey October 5, 2022