uber crumbly

1)The food that gets on your fingers when you are scooping food onto your fork.
Also:
2)Uber Crumblies-
Food that gets on your fingers from eating finger food.

1)My fingers were uber crumbly from getting that last bit of my hamburger helper on my fork.
2)be careful-those sandwiches cause uber crumblies!

by Nick - N - Tara February 24, 2009

TP crumblies

TP crumblies occur when women fail to evolve to proper, current hygiene standards and continue to use the archaic, unsanitary practice of toilet paper whipping (instead of a bidet), subsequently leaving trails of moist toilet paper balls scattered from clit to b-hole for their unfortunate male counterparts to find during conolingus.

I went down on Jackie last night, and there were TP crumblies all over the place.

by Noah Balboa September 4, 2015

The cookie doesn't crumble far from the tree.

A saying by non-native English speakers who have literally no idea how our metaphors or idioms work. Bullshit nonsense that's probably the butt of a joke or something.

Person 1: Hey Sven, why weren't you at work yesterday?
Sven: That's the way the apple falls when the cookie doesn't crumble far from the tree.
Person 1: ...

by TheManFromV June 4, 2017

crumblies

little annoying bits of something, little remains

when she opened the box of cereal she discovered only crumblies left over

by Eternia February 25, 2005

Crumplets

Tiny bits of hard shit that get stuck on your anus hairs.

Man, those crumplets in your ass are hard to lick out.

by Xymox1 October 28, 2008

crumbled

To shoot your load too early or to back out of a sexual act

James as if you crumbled, that girl was mint!

by Adam McGrath May 8, 2006

Cumbles

The inability to annunciate due to large amounts of recessive cum lodged in ones throat.

What the hell was Scott saying?

I dont know he was all fully of cumbles!

by dexter016 March 11, 2011