crooked I

Irving,Texas ( In Dallas)

I'm represent that Crooked I

by Cherry October 2, 2004

star-crossed lovers

To be doomed within a relationship. to be oppossed by fate,

Romeo and Juliet is a classic example of star crossed lovers

by Axe whielding Maniac September 3, 2003

Choose

What Puerto Ricans wear on their feet

"'Ey mang! Check out my new pair of choose!"

by Ryouba August 5, 2005

crooked

Newfoundland slang

A state of being ornery, fussy, or disagreeable. Can be a temporary condition, or a character trait.

Often coupled with the modifier "right", as in "right crooked", for emphasis.

note: the pronunciation favors an equal emphasis of the -crook and the -ed. Dissimilar to "booked".

"Crooked Mr. Flattery never gives out Halloween candies"

"Jane gets right crooked whenever Bill's around"

by gricha March 31, 2009

Crossett

Redneck town in Ashley County AR. there's nothin to do in this po'dump town exept drink and go mud ridin'. The only thing keeping this town alive is a G.P. Papermill(2nd largest in the country).

Have you ever been to crossett. What the fuck are you talkin about I've never heard about that place.

by benny_64 February 5, 2009

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.

Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007

croomed

To be fired as head coach after losing to a inferior team.

"Mike Shula was croomed after losing to Mississippi State."

by tr23 December 1, 2006