When you put a squid on your penis like a condom and penetrate your girlfriends vagina with the tentacles slapping your testicles.
by Flipblip July 6, 2024
Get the Croatian squid mug.A highly deranged, borderline retarded individual who derives an inexplicable sense of pride or embarrassment from the idea of their testicles being inextricably tied to Croatian culture. This person may believe that their testicles hold secret Croatian heritage, and they dedicate their life to caring for them in overly elaborate ways—perhaps wearing Croatian-themed underwear, performing strange rituals like chanting soccer chants to their balls, or consulting a "ball priest" for spiritual guidance. The term cuck implies that they may also seek validation from others to prove their testicles are worthy of such cultural significance, often becoming overly possessive or competitive about who has the most "authentic" Croatian balls.
by V_d March 17, 2025
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When having sex outdoors in the cold and the male partner's ejaculate hits the ground and freezes solid.
Bro, we did it outside for like two hours, even though it was freezing. We left a huge Croatian Frost Patty out there. Maybe a few, actually. Better watch where you step!
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Get the croatian mug.refers to a sudden disappearance in a population and this is the only word they leave behind carved into a tree (especially on roanoke island in north carolina)
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by Morne Morkel August 15, 2025
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