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Croatian squid

When you put a squid on your penis like a condom and penetrate your girlfriends vagina with the tentacles slapping your testicles.
I want to try the Croatian squid with my girlfriend but the squids I buy at the market are too big.
by Flipblip July 6, 2024
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Croatian ball cuck

A highly deranged, borderline retarded individual who derives an inexplicable sense of pride or embarrassment from the idea of their testicles being inextricably tied to Croatian culture. This person may believe that their testicles hold secret Croatian heritage, and they dedicate their life to caring for them in overly elaborate ways—perhaps wearing Croatian-themed underwear, performing strange rituals like chanting soccer chants to their balls, or consulting a "ball priest" for spiritual guidance. The term cuck implies that they may also seek validation from others to prove their testicles are worthy of such cultural significance, often becoming overly possessive or competitive about who has the most "authentic" Croatian balls.
My dumbass neighbor is a Croatian ball cuck.
by V_d March 17, 2025
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Croatian Frost Patty

When having sex outdoors in the cold and the male partner's ejaculate hits the ground and freezes solid.
Bro, we did it outside for like two hours, even though it was freezing. We left a huge Croatian Frost Patty out there. Maybe a few, actually. Better watch where you step!
by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025
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croatian

a neo-nazi guy who claims he's straight but loves sucking hungarian wang
#accurate #croatian
by hugedickrandy August 14, 2025
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CROATOAN

refers to a sudden disappearance in a population and this is the only word they leave behind carved into a tree (especially on roanoke island in north carolina)
im going to croatoan
by Morne Morkel August 15, 2025
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Croatian Mud Pile

A pile of excrement from a Croatian women meant to be eaten. A delicate piece of culture and culinary arts through Croatia
by Jack-o’-lantern June 1, 2025
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A Croatian's Prayer

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Croatian's Prayer
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025
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