closet creeper

a person who seems completely normal at first, and then when you get to know them or spend time with them turns out to be a creeper

Brad is such a closet creeper.

by lovergirl89 March 19, 2008

Creeper Weed

This term is used to describe weed that is so killer that it will take at least 5 minutes to start to feel the effects.Once you are stoned you will lose at least 1 hour of your life staring at the ceiling of your house.

Stoner #1: Dude this weed didn't get me high.
Stoner #2: Wait a few minutes Bro, this is some Creeper Weed.

by Mojo Maniac August 19, 2008

Creeperdar

It's the opposite of gaydar. It's the ability to detect a creeper/creepy/perverted person from a close proximity, or maybe even a farther distance.

My creeperdar is going off hardcore, for that old man is offering the little girl candy.

by SophieSophie July 20, 2009

Creep Jockey

An individual who uses their creepiness to encroach greatly on others personal space. Someone who continues to try and interact with you when you have repeatedly shut them down.
That stranger on the bus who moves to sit beside you after you get on, that breathes super heavy.

That girl I hooked up with won't stop messaging me. And now, she's at the front door. What a creep jockey!
That guy moved to sit beside me on the bus. He mumbled and smelled awful, what a creep jockey!
Leave me alone you creep jockey!

by FistFootFace June 16, 2011

Creep 'n' Poop

When you slowly slink into your room mate's room and defecate on his sleeping significant other and slink quietly out.

"My room mate, Olah, creep 'n' pooped on my girlfriend last night due to her rudeness, it smelled."

by Olah June 28, 2012

Creep Rule

A person's a creep if the age difference between them and their date is greater than half the eldest's current age, plus 7. For example, if a guy is 30, the youngest person he can date without being considered a creep is 15+7=22; younger than that, society looks at the couple sideways.

Dude, you're 45 and dating a 20 year-old? You're a creep!!!! Creep rule is half-your age + 7, my friend. You should date my cousin instead, she's 30 and a freak in bed.

by Caramirdan October 3, 2016

super creeper

Someone who goes to parties and intentionally does not get drunk, although they pretend to, to make it easier to get chicks. They usually get rejected anyways but follow them around asking continually.

Fuck, that dewd is nonstop harrassing that hammed chick. What a super creeper.

by hugh bo May 14, 2007