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elijah crawford 

very tall person
scorpio
chad chad
yummy/yummers
banana
makes weird noises

matthew crawford

Matthew Crawford is a hottie. Cute mf. But he's a shy guy, introvert even. He loves to play video games and look outside. He wonders about certain events that could've happened in his life if he was more altruistic. But he always prevails through his tough times. He's very intelligent and knows how to handle himself.
Person 1: Hey you know Matthew Crawford?
Person 2: The cutie next store?
Person 1: Yeah! blonde hair and everything. Isn't he so amazing?
Person 2: Yes he is!
matthew crawford by Gavin 🦔 November 5, 2021

Natalie Crawford 

She is like your best wet dream and your worst nightmare at the same time. likely to give you a boner immediately. Enigmatic as fuck. I know she’s there when she looks me in the eye but I can’t get full access to her. She is a Grace Kelly with a fun side. For this reason she’s a coveted female. Like all women, she likes diamonds and skinny dipping. Her heart only deals in real love, not teenager twatsicle shit, and she uses humor and humility to cope with the consequences of interacting with sensitive idiot males who have never pursued anything in their lives and who can’t emotionally connect. She’ll call you out on your glaring hypocrisy immediately and you’ll be so pissed because she’s right and it’s infuriating. She’s highly intelligent…. intelligent enough to not show you that she’s smarter than you sometimes :) intelligent enough to act immaturely sometimes. if you’re truly loved by Natalie it will be unforgettable in the best way
Guy 1 Why does Natalie Crawford make me cum so hard?

Guy 2 Because you fall in love with Natalie Crawford..
Natalie Crawford by yourwelcomez November 24, 2021

Jesse crawford 

The best father to Exist has family loves him and he's a great dad he is very sweet and can be mean if you correct him 😊
Wow that's a great dad must be a jesse crawford

John Crawford 

John Crawford is an American professional wrestler who is constantly annoying every chance he get
If someone says you’re acting like John Crawford, they are saying you’re annoying
John Crawford by DCW guy November 4, 2022

DIRTY CRAWFORD 

When you make your best friends circle jerk onto a meatlovers pizza so you can eat it naked on the toilet
Boss called, he wants a Dirty Crawford again