When you have to really put some effort into passing a massive shit, and put one foot up on the bath to wipe your arse, having totally dominated the toilet.
After eating a 40oz steak the night before, it took GP half an hour to pass the results, but the Conqueror's Wipe afterwards was totally, totally justified
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Somebody who doesn't get tired after cumming
This doesnt mean they wont get tired no matter what just that most of the time they can go again or go back to normal (example : if they dont get enough air under the sheets they will still be tired cause they barley had any energy)
This isnt a position but a title (so more than 1 person can be one at a time)
This doesnt mean they wont get tired no matter what just that most of the time they can go again or go back to normal (example : if they dont get enough air under the sheets they will still be tired cause they barley had any energy)
This isnt a position but a title (so more than 1 person can be one at a time)
Person 1 : yo have you heard about micheal?
Person 2 : what about him
P1 : according to his gf he doesnt get tired after cumming
P2 : hes a conquer of cum
Person 2 : what about him
P1 : according to his gf he doesnt get tired after cumming
P2 : hes a conquer of cum
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Get the Croquette mug.The act of doing a handstand in the shower in order to clean one's butt-hole because they're too poor to afford a bidet.
All you can eat baked beans night at the strip club had me in the shower doing a Cirque du Bidet to clean everything up.
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