Catstitute

A cat prostitute

My cat was so sexualy needy that I took him to a catstitute

by Guillyyy February 26, 2024

Constitutioner

A person who studies and advocates for the US Constitution exactly as written and realizes that most lawyers use complicated laws as a way to subvert the US Constitution.

The hard working taxpayer was offended when his neighbor asked him if he was a lawyer, and he responded, “No, I am a Constitutioner!”

by flytosurf August 3, 2025

Constituent

A gay prostitute

Timothy Phelps is a constituent

by NSFG December 18, 2025

Greenwich Constitutional

Pretending to leave for work in the morning, only to return home after your partner has left for their job, in order to have an extramarital affair.

I was pulling a Greenwich Constitutional when I heard the front door open. It was only the maid arriving late that day. I was terrified it was my wife about to walk in on me and the pool boy.

Tiffany and I had a nice Greenwich Constitutional situation going until her husband got indicted for insider trading and was sentenced to house arrest.

by t pot February 6, 2019

USS Constitution

frigat

person one: 'hey i visited USS Constitution today'

person two: 'frigat'
person three: 'i want to eat a large apple'

by themarauderofmonsters August 28, 2025

expand your constituency

(to) do everything and anything to attract political followers, even if includes lying

if youre Hillary Clinton, stop trying to expand your constituency and focus on the issues instead.

by Sexydimma October 11, 2016

expand your constituency

(to) do everything and anything to attract political followers, even if includes lying

if youre Hillary Clinton, stop trying to expand your constituency and focus on the issues instead.

by Sexydimma March 14, 2018