Colombian Bomb

When you have over 500 Download speed but somehow Tugo manages to bomb or missile you with 4+ second delay.

Player 1: What happened Turismo?

Turismo: sigh...Colombian Bomb

by Rc_OwnsUrbanDictionary June 28, 2021

Colombian Night Train

While having anal sex, your partner poop's on your penis and smears it around. Once this is accomplished they put a line of cocaine on the erect penis, and snort the poopy coke up their nose.

So I was packing some fudge last night, and I got surprised with the Colombian Night Train! I even got to wear a train conductor hat!

So I was packing some fudge last night, and I got surprised with the Colombian Night Train! I even got to wear a train conductor hat!

by Daddypengy April 19, 2022

anglo colombiano

A British private school located in Bogota, Colombia. It offers an IB education and it is one of the best schools in the city.

He goes to the anglo colombiano school in Bogota.

by AlabamaHotPucket2 August 26, 2015

The Christopher Colombus

So, here's what you do.

Step 1: get 40 dudes to Jizz in a kitty pool to fill it up.

Step 2: Get some chick to participate

Step 3: Blindfold said Chick

Step 4: Write "america" on a tennis ball and put it in the kitty pool.

Step 5: put the chick in the pool and have her find the tennis ball, like Christopher Colombus did. XD

Bro, last night I got some bros and we had a chick do The Christopher Colombus... It... was.... RAWSOME!!!!!!

by hahalolcatz2010 September 17, 2011

The Colombian Drug Lord

When a girl queefs while you're eating her out, and you quickly form a straw with your hands around her vagina-hole and snort her queef.

Guy A: "So I was like, going down on this girl, right? And then when she came, she like totally queefed. It's alright, though, I just did The Colombian Drug Lord."

Guy B: "What the fuck?!"

by Dale Diving March 23, 2013

Christopher Colombus

A verb named after the great Italian sailor Christopher Colombus, who reached the New World in 1492.

And refers to the act of civilizing or converting an uncontacted native group, specially a hostile one, often by means of arms

Person: The Sentinelese people are hostile to outsiders, have had no contact with civilization and will receive you with a volley of arrows

Me: Just Christopher Colombus the motherfuckers and you're done

by ElConquistadordeAcero September 1, 2018

Colombian Flu

The incessant sniffling that inevitably follows insufflating a line of cocaine. So called because cocaine is a stereotypically Colombian export, and sniffling is a symptom of flu.

Chris: Yo, Kev, man, why you keep sniffling like that?
Kevin: Just a bad case of Colombian Flu.

by Cosmo February 7, 2007