Cooper

a literal drug addict. he passes out in the first 10 minutes of every party cause he has weird OCD and has to finish everything. most times you will find him passed out in a ditch or being carried over someones shoulder (they always drop him). he was quite a fat kid but now he grinds everyday. Every girl hes had left him but in fact he wanted to leave them first but he is just a pussy. He will get broken up with then fuck another girl the next day, hes that kinda man. Has the best bestfriend in the entire world who is the vision of all things amazing

Hey have you seen Cooper tonight?
yeah hes over there passed out in that bush

by rashnobknob February 26, 2018

Cooper

Cooper is a real fucking dick!!!
No one likes him, he smells like shit and he is most likely adopted

Person 1"Who is that guy?"
Person 2 "You don't need to know hes a Cooper"
Person 3 "Yah fuck that guy!"

by The Smartest Of The Smart November 29, 2017

Cooper

1. A term for a man who likes to sleep around, especially with friends of a girl he originally liked.
2. A manwhore.

Yeah, my ex was a total Cooper. I'm glad to get rid of him now.

by SuperKai14 July 15, 2011

Cooper

n. a commonly used parallel to compare something that's extremely slow.

"this game is slower than cooper."

by Steven Johnnsson December 25, 2008

Cooper

A very white name for VERY white people

That man so white he must be named cooper

by dikembeTheBeast December 13, 2016

Cooper

Can be used as a verb, noun, adjective. Used to describe something so disgusting and repulsive there is no other word for it

"Have the last piece of cake Robert"
"Shut up you fat cooper"

by unknown22 October 31, 2007

Cooper

Doing a Cooper is to act sick or injured to get out of something you don't want to do. Helpful for dodging work, school, sporting events and visiting Grandma.

Is he dead?? Nah he's just pulling a Cooper.

by Bennentt Hasler May 29, 2011