A Continental Breakfast at the US Mint

A sexual act involving a woman on her period, smeared shit, and oral sex. Tastes like yesterday's breakfast and pennies.

Yeah we couldn't wait, and she had to shit, so we just went for it and had a continental breakfast at the US Mint.

by lolrawrXD October 30, 2017

prison continent

A.K.A Australia

We shipped those fugitives from those shores years ago and turned Australia into a prison continent.

by The Deportinator July 1, 2018

continental breakfast

A roll in bed with honey. Sexual. Told to me by some random older black guy on the train.

Jack: Why are you going to LA?
Steve: To see my girlfriend
Jack: Like for a Continental Breakfast?
Steve: Pretty much.
*High Fives*

by AwesomeMan666 January 10, 2006

continental breakfast

Fucking instead of food.

Nosy co-worker: "Did you boyfriend make eggs for you this morning?"
Self: "Umm. We had a continental breakfast."

by Khizzar April 9, 2010

continental divide

somebody's ass crack hanging out of their damn pants when they're sitting down

that fat dude is showin the continental divide

by damnkatie May 18, 2007

condiment intolerant

When ordering food, being against having any condiments added by the food preparer, instead preferring to get the condiments on the side so that they can be added at one's own specific desired amount.

Jerry: "Can you just put some light mayo and yellow mustard in two separate little containers on the side?"

Sandwich maker: "ahh.. yea, I guess I can do that for you. You must be condiment intolerant, eh?"

by Big Cogs January 6, 2009

Centimeter-Peter

Usually used as an unkind insult to a male. Can also be used for a small dick the size of a Centimeter smaller or not much larger.

Person 1- Haha last x-mas party I got to see Person 3's Centimeter-Peter!
Person 2-Really..........that was kinda a harsh insult i'm not much bigger.
Person 1-Oh.......

by Sydsyd June 7, 2013