When you play the game of thrones you live or you die. This is true for all unless they have a good conquest hoe. A conquest hoe will kill every mythical forest creature you ask just for sexual favors in return. A conquest hoe also has a master’s degree in discord use so make sure you’re nice to your conquest hoe or you will be forever doomed.
Joe: “there’s bears everywhere, so annoying.”
Jim: “my conquest hoe took care of that for me, and we had sex.”
Joe: “is your conquest hoe also named Jim?”
Jim: “my conquest hoe took care of that for me, and we had sex.”
Joe: “is your conquest hoe also named Jim?”
by Wilmington Woman September 3, 2019
Get the Conquest Hoe mug.by Laidchips November 30, 2019
Get the Conqueffador mug.Related Words
by Scullyland October 4, 2020
Get the Chonquered mug.I must Conqure!
by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. December 19, 2020
Get the Conqure mug.First of all, it's the most charismatic apocalypse's rider.
Then, this is a mind set to take the life by balls and say : "pipou, you're mine".
Then, this is a mind set to take the life by balls and say : "pipou, you're mine".
by Akidottie November 23, 2021
Get the conquête mug.by nwf195 March 21, 2022
Get the Conquest mug.Anyone who, after a one-night stand, steals an item from the other person's apartment as a souvenir from their night together.
"And as I was leaving his apartment the next morning, I took one of the marble coasters from his coffee table."
"Girl, I didn't know you were a Conquest Klepto!"
"Girl, I didn't know you were a Conquest Klepto!"
by EvolvingLanguage March 27, 2022
Get the Conquest Klepto mug.