British slang meaning sex in the same was as "How's your father" does. Originates from the lyrics to the song South Bound Saurez by Led Zeppelin in which vocalist Robert Plant uses the phrase "Just a little bit o' sweet, sweet Connie"

Last night me and Rachel had a bit of that sweet, sweet Connie.

Sweet Connie by derekson October 8, 2007

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A Connie

Manipulation at the core.

That broad is a Connie, she gives you facts that are false and have ulterior motives.

A Connie by Wayneright June 2, 2020

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dirty connie

Where a girl is giving a guy, usually a complete random and possibly homeless, a blowjob whilst simultaneously eating a KFC drumstick, while ALSO squatting over a second, similarly vagrant person, and defecating all over them.

Hey Alex, let's head down to the old dirty bird, i hear there's a chick handing out Dirty Connie's like it's christmas!

dirty connie by Plumpton DJ's April 4, 2019

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dinner with connie

Someone farts in a social setting. This can be heard, smelled, or both. A fine way to draw red cheeks from the offending guest is to casually mention that someone has had dinner with Connie. Connie is a name associated with a person unwilling ever to admit that she ever farts.

A telltale noise goes off between someone's legs at a social gathering. "Well, it seems as someone's had dinner with Connie."

dinner with connie by umbrella January 4, 2005

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