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Connecticut

The Best State in the Country, home to the rich, famous, and well educated. The envy of the rest of the states but do we care what your knock-off prada wearing, honda driving states think. NO. So shut up and get back to mowing our lawns. Please and thank you. love CT.
Your such a bitch

Are you from Connecticut?

No

Then I don't give a flying fuck what you think
by CTlova5 October 21, 2010
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Eastern Connecticut

The shitty, white-trash side of Connecticut (except some parts of the shore). All of the illiterate hicks there like the Red Sux, claim CT is part of the Boston area(it definitely is NOT), smell like shit, suck at all sports, and are insanely enviously of those of us in the west who do not live in vinyl prefab housing. They show their animosity by being hateful and completely rude to any Yankee fan, wealthy person, and otherwise civilized being. They also attempt to use fake Boston accents, which sounds horrible enough; this further excentuates their stupidity.
Hick from Eastern Connecticut: Hey look at the rich kid- he has shoes and ooooh an alligator on his shirt, what a loser- Go Sox!
Me: Did I give you persmission to talk to me trailer trash?
Hick: Go Sox! (Drooling)
Me and my friends: What a fucking retard- these people seriously need to kill themselves.
by i pwnd ur mom July 7, 2007
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connecticutty

(adj.) (cun-ect-ih-kitty)

1. A way to describe someone who is acting gaudy, haughty and bougie (aka someone from Connecticut or the surrounding areas within New England).

2. A word that describes someone who acts like they have large amounts of money, yet in reality they are as poor as the rest of the 99%.
Wendy: "Ew. Going to Winn-Dixie is so gross. That place makes me itch."

Corey: "WENDY! Stop being so connecticutty about it! Winn-Dixie is just as clean as other grocery stores!"
by giarose January 3, 2012
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connecticut potatoes

The rocks that are about a foot under the ground and make it wicked impossible to dig.
Can’t dig up a new garden because of all these damn Connecticut potatoes.
by Connecticunt May 7, 2018
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Connecticut River Run

When you she shows you her nips (nipples), so you take out two nips (miniature alcohol bottles), open them on her nipples, and chug half of each bottle. Pour the rest of the alcohol in her pussy and fuck her, using the alcohol as lube.
Dude did you hear what Andrew did with his girlfriend last night? He got really drunk and did a connecticut river run
by Yeaw May 30, 2018
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Connecticut S'more

The act of making a s'more, however, You skewer the marshmellow over your dick and put it over the open flame. Do not try this home.
*guy blowing his buddy*
"Did You shave down here man it's so smooth?"

"Nah bro dude last night I was making a Connecticut S'more."

"Ah, that also explains the 3rd degree burns on your balls."
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Connecticut Cunt

A boujee women that lives outside New York City in the State of Connecticut.
Sue would not stay at the Comfort Inn Cause she is a CC (Connecticut Cunt).
by Red Neck Riviera November 5, 2022
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