Confused

Finding new memes on the internet and wondering how they came to be

"I'm so confused about what this Globglogabgalab thing is. Some one please send help!!!'

by theashtonator May 22, 2018

Confubering

When you’re tying to order an Uber, but you’re totally confused about where TF you’re headed.

Wait, I can’t listen to you right now, I’m confubering.

by Marinchicks December 14, 2018

Confused Pubes

When a woman with blonde hair has black pubic hair. Every other hair on the body got the "let's be blonde" message except for the bush. These girls are also referenced as two-tones.

Amanda got laser hair removal because she had confused pubes.

by SilkyMeatloaf August 27, 2019

Confusedhappy

Being happy about a confusing subject.

Man that guy Derek must be confusedhappy about being a sex robot.

by Fockle August 14, 2020

Confusex

Morning after sex where both parties involved have no idea how they got in bed together the night before, but neither of them want to ask the question of what happened and make things awkward.

“Neither of us knew how we got there, but we were both bored so we just had Confusex.”

by TheKingofBeans October 11, 2021

Confused Unga Bunga

A certain unga bunga of a certain tone implying that the cave man who says that is confused... Shocker...

*confused unga bunga*
Like when you see vore for the first time

by CaveGuy June 17, 2022

Confused

Idk, I'm just as confused as you are.

What if we are all gay and we just don't know it because we're in the matrix and everytime we start a new relationship it's just some 70 year old gay man? Confused yet?

by Father tickle May 8, 2023